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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
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Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @NovaRift 27 Apr
Wich
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What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
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What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? A Mars bar.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
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Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @NovaRift 27 Apr
Only one
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0 sats \ 10 replies \ @denlillaapan 26 Apr
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What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan 27 Apr
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
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What’s the most musical part of the chicken? The drumstick.
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. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @NovaRift 27 Apr
Ohooo
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