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Where does a spy go to the toilet? A gents!
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
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Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
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Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!
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0 sats \ 16 replies \ @denlillaapan 26 Apr
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How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it’s full.
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Only once a month? Poor chap
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What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes
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Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
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How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin.
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Why are ghosts good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit!
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
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Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @NovaRift 27 Apr
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What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
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What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? A Mars bar.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
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Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @NovaRift 27 Apr
Only one
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0 sats \ 10 replies \ @denlillaapan 26 Apr
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What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan 27 Apr
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
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What’s the most musical part of the chicken? The drumstick.
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. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @NovaRift 27 Apr
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