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Machines and technology are amazing... -ish.

And nutrition is a little bit of a nonsense discipline.

Marry the two and we get funky results!

So yea, I stepped on an analyzer machine and, uh, the result was unimpressive: apparently I'm overweight and old!!


I knew that BMI as a mesture fails at the edges: for skinny and muscular peeps. But estimated age?

Oh well, who cares.

The real question is: do I feel good?The real question is: do I feel good?

Yeah, mostly. Pizza overhang but otherwise yeah (#986877)

Shouldn't have eaten that pizza yesterday, bro

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It literally took years off his life

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Def not. It aged me terribly!

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41 isn't old!!!! 😤

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💀

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If someone who is 1.95m tall and weighs 95 kilos is fat or I am morbidly obese at 1.85m and weighs 100kg.

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Probs. Filthy machines, eh

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You're very young and not fat (yes, you are old and fat). Stop thinking this way; hit the gym and be a little more self disciplined day by day. Don't crave for more!

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I'm a liiiiittle bit taking the piss. Don't care what a machine says haha :)

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BMI flips hard at the borders

Hydrostatic water test is fun tho! Sit in the tank

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Meh you run full control. Flip the switch on the machine, your outlook, and your health age!

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