pull down to refresh

Apparently I'm Fat and Old
579 sats \ 13 comments \ @denlillaapan 23 May HealthAndFitness
Machines and technology are amazing... -ish.
And nutrition is a little bit of a nonsense discipline.
Marry the two and we get funky results!
So yea, I stepped on an analyzer machine and, uh, the result was unimpressive: apparently I'm overweight and old!!
I knew that BMI as a mesture fails at the edges: for skinny and muscular peeps. But estimated age?
Oh well, who cares.

The real question is: do I feel good?

Yeah, mostly. Pizza overhang but otherwise yeah (#986877)
write
preview
related posts
54 sats \ 2 replies \ @SimpleStacker 23 May
Shouldn't have eaten that pizza yesterday, bro
reply
0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 23 May
It literally took years off his life
reply
0 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan OP 23 May
Def not. It aged me terribly!
reply
19 sats \ 1 reply \ @LibertasBR 16h
If someone who is 1.95m tall and weighs 95 kilos is fat or I am morbidly obese at 1.85m and weighs 100kg.
reply
0 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan OP 11h
Probs. Filthy machines, eh
reply
13 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 23 May
41 isn't old!!!! 😤
reply
28 sats \ 1 reply \ @NovaRift 23 May
reply
15 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 23 May
💀
reply
13 sats \ 0 replies \ @stack_harder 23 May
judo chop the shit out of that machine
reply
7 sats \ 0 replies \ @realBitcoinDog 23 May
BMI flips hard at the borders
Hydrostatic water test is fun tho! Sit in the tank
reply
7 sats \ 1 reply \ @NovaRift 23 May
You're very young and not fat (yes, you are old and fat). Stop thinking this way; hit the gym and be a little more self disciplined day by day. Don't crave for more!
reply
15 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan OP 23 May
I'm a liiiiittle bit taking the piss. Don't care what a machine says haha :)
reply
0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BitcoinIsTheFuture 18h
Meh you run full control. Flip the switch on the machine, your outlook, and your health age!
reply