satoshiplanet

lightning

Hey stackers, just tying for several days to sending some sats through lightning network from walletano wallet, but always remain as pending, they are not sent and I receive them back several minutes later. Can anyone help me? @Walletano

Hey @walletano wallet, why aren't transactions working? 

bitcoin

Bitcoin accepted! New Merchant: Bonami Restaurant 📍Freilassing, Germany

OPAGO_PAY

Stacker Saloon

saloon

Stack, zap n be humble! 
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Yeeehaaw!!! 
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opensource

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Sonic Robo Blast 2 | 3D open-source Sonic the Hedgehog fangame

@GitGab19's bio

GitGab19

Say hello to the jungle, sat. Welcome aboard 👌

Fun Fact Friday - Best Fun Fact Gets 10,000 Sats

Oct 14 2017 | Julian Assange did thank the banking blockade for forcing WikiLeaks to hold Bitcoin. He said that it was “one of the best things that ever happened to us with >50000% return. 
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tech

Here Lies the Internet, Murdered By Generative Ai | AI Unchained By Guy Swann

@pavlenex's bio

pavlenex

Nice to see u here, sat. Welcome aboard! 

Hey stackers! Just another awesome day enjoying nature 🤠👌🌿 and of course, staying humble n stacking sats. Yeeeeehaaaaw! 
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Linux

Pig (which can be understood as Packet intruder generator) is a Linux packet crafting tool. You can use Pig to test your IDS/IPS among other stuff

pig |  A Linux packet crafting tool

builders

🤠 Bitcoin Wild West with Keyan, Tony, and Topher moderated by PlebPoet

In the dusty and arid landscape of the digital wild west, ligjtning network nodes are like brave cowboys traversing vast plains in search of opportunities. These intrepid cowboys decide to open Lightning channels, but only when they expect to make a bunch of transactions. It's as if a cowboy decides to build a new trail between two towns only when anticipating a great influx of travelers and goods.
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Now, to measure the activity of these brave cowboys, we introduce something called 'ℓi'. Imagine it's like counting how many showdowns they plan to have in a week. Each cowboy has their own ℓi, which basically represents the average number of transactions they expect to send through each channel in the network. And just like in the wild west, where each duel is an unknown, the number of transactions is also a random variable drawn from a discrete distribution over integers. It's like trying to predict how many times a cowboy will draw his revolver in a week!

But wait, here comes the fun part! Bc yep, nothing is free. Just as cowboys have to pay for ammunition and supplies, these nodes have to face the costs associated with transactions. They can be like charging a toll to cross the river: either a fixed fee per head of cattle crossing or a percentage of the value of the cargo transported.
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Where the price of goods can fluctuate based on demand, these costs can be fixed per transaction or calculated as a percentage of the value transferred. It's as if each cowboy had to decide whether to pay a fixed sum for each showdown or a share of the loot won! So here we are, at the crossroads between the old west and the new digital world, where cowboys are nodes of a timechain network and showdowns become lightning-fast transactions. It's as if Wyatt Earp and Billy the Kid sat down to calculate their expenses before facing off at the OK Corral, except instead of revolvers, they're handling digital wallets and transaction fees.

In summary, nodes are calculating their moves as if they were opening a new trail in the old west, only instead of dust and horses, they're dealing with bits and bytes in the wild world of bitcoin. So grab your cowboy hat and get ready to roam the cyberspace plains as we explore the fascinating universe of btc transactions!

Thanks for reading, sat!
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Wrangling Lightning : Cowboy Economics in the Bitcoin Corral 🤠⚡

Maybe All you Need is to Ask - Do you Accept Bitcoin? ⚡️ ( Part III )

Natalia

Be natural, nonchalantly n use few words, when is time to pay, just ask... bitcoin wallet or fiat?

Are you still out there, trying to promote your "alternatives" to bitcoin? 😂

 

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What's your favorite pleb run AI project (Or is AI is a shitcoin)

TheWildHustle

Photography

Less is more in Japan

cryotosensei

Say hello to life, sat, greetings from anywhere. Just living another bitcoin adventure within a paradise, and yep, nature is awesome, and u too, stacker. Be humble n stack sats! 
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