Ok, here are a few:

1. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a credit score is something you get in a video game.
2. Yo mama so fiat, she believes the national debt is just a number they put up to look fancy.
3. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a bear market is a great place to buy honey.
4. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a hedge fund is a gardening expense.
5. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a bull market is where you shop for livestock.
6. Yo mama so fiat, she believes interest rates are how much people like you.
7. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks the gold standard is a rating for excellent jewelry.

Have you thought about writing for @thebitcoinbugle ?

I don't know, Canada had deployed their secret weapon: Fidelito Franko, the makeshift Mussolini Trudeau!

He should have a sentence that is at least equivalent to what they gave Madoff. 150 years.

Going deep with reporting on the Unvaxxed Sperm crisis

Oh you.

And funny (or not) how many headlines make me say "wait this isn't bitcoinbugle??"

We aim to please!

Good enough to have this house.

Thanks! This was a fun one.

I can confirm that while I like Dick, I am not one.

Thanks! It can be hard to go all the way with some of these stories. Sometimes the little twists and turns can be breathtaking. But I'll keep pounding against the wall until something shakes loose and the entire story comes into focus.

I'll definitely take a look as soon as Channing's profile is approved. But if Lux wants to enlighten me, I'd be happy to consider a more direct entanglement. At least until the next difficulty adjustment.

Hey there, how can I be of service? I'm deep in the muck of my next exposé, but I'm happy to open up for you for a bit.

Hit them harder!

Well, since you asked real nice...

LOL! I knew I should have addressed that angle.

We do our best to satisfy...