A quick joke.

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling: -Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!

A pastor hears this and asks: -Why are you calling them 'dam fish.

The boy responds: -Because I caught these fish at the local dam.

The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish.

The wife responds surprised: -I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.

He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.

He responds: -That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the fucking potatoes!