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92 sats \ 8 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul \ parent \ on: You wake up and it's 1995. What's the first thing you do? AskSN

Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.

84 sats \ 3 replies \ @SimpleStacker 8 Jul

Does your wife know you're here?

42 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul

I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷

42 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 8 Jul

I'd watch this movie

30 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul

Judging by the year, you'd be watching us fight over beanie babies in the divorce.

I don't a fuck what she says either, I'm taking the princess Diana bear.

42 sats \ 3 replies \ @elvismercury 9 Jul

She'd probably be into you tho.

101 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 9 Jul

She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.

105 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 9 Jul

Now I'm kind of into you.

27 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 9 Jul

Anytime, anywhere. 😘