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42 sats \ 9 replies \ @Undisciplined 8 Jul 2025 \ parent \ on: You wake up and it's 1995. What's the first thing you do? AskSN

Sorry bud, you're still a middle aged aardvark: #1029226

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92 sats \ 8 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul 2025

Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.

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84 sats \ 3 replies \ @SimpleStacker 8 Jul 2025

Does your wife know you're here?

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42 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul 2025

I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷

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42 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 8 Jul 2025

I'd watch this movie

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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul 2025

Judging by the year, you'd be watching us fight over beanie babies in the divorce.

I don't a fuck what she says either, I'm taking the princess Diana bear.

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42 sats \ 3 replies \ @elvismercury 9 Jul 2025

She'd probably be into you tho.

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101 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 9 Jul 2025

She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.

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105 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 9 Jul 2025

Now I'm kind of into you.

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27 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 9 Jul 2025

Anytime, anywhere. 😘

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