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Sorry bud, you're still a middle aged aardvark: #1029226
Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.
Does your wife know you're here?
I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷
I'd watch this movie
Judging by the year, you'd be watching us fight over beanie babies in the divorce.
I don't a fuck what she says either, I'm taking the princess Diana bear.
She'd probably be into you tho.
She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.
Now I'm kind of into you.
Anytime, anywhere. 😘
Sorry bud, you're still a middle aged aardvark: #1029226