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164 sats \ 15 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul \ on: You wake up and it's 1995. What's the first thing you do? AskSN

Holy shit, im 13 again?!?!? Ok, game face Aardvark. I know for sure there's like 3 girls in the next 4 years or so that are going to come on to me hard. I'm not going to be oblivious this time. That's right Ariel, we're gonna smash!

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202 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 8 Jul

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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul

Fucking lol. She's laughing at the meme too.

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42 sats \ 0 replies \ @nichro 9 Jul

Hahaha, felt that.

Girl I was into took my scarf and ran away playfully once (one of countless signals in retrospect), but I just went like "ha-ha what a brat" and went to class.

Some say she still has my scarf to this day.

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42 sats \ 1 reply \ @denlillaapan 9 Jul

Yeah, man ... Aaariel!!

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 9 Jul

You know her?! I can put in a good word for you if you want.

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42 sats \ 9 replies \ @Undisciplined 8 Jul

Sorry bud, you're still a middle aged aardvark: #1029226

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92 sats \ 8 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul

Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.

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84 sats \ 3 replies \ @SimpleStacker 8 Jul

Does your wife know you're here?

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42 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul

I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷

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42 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 8 Jul

I'd watch this movie

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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jul

Judging by the year, you'd be watching us fight over beanie babies in the divorce.

I don't a fuck what she says either, I'm taking the princess Diana bear.

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42 sats \ 3 replies \ @elvismercury 9 Jul

She'd probably be into you tho.

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101 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 9 Jul

She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.

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105 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 9 Jul

Now I'm kind of into you.

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27 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 9 Jul

Anytime, anywhere. 😘

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