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Holy shit, im 13 again?!?!? Ok, game face Aardvark. I know for sure there's like 3 girls in the next 4 years or so that are going to come on to me hard. I'm not going to be oblivious this time. That's right Ariel, we're gonna smash!
Sorry bud, you're still a middle aged aardvark: #1029226
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92 sats \ 8 replies \ @Aardvark 11h
Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.
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She'd probably be into you tho.
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101 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 9h
She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.
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105 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 8h
Now I'm kind of into you.
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27 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 8h
Anytime, anywhere. 😘
Does your wife know you're here?
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42 sats \ 2 replies \ @Aardvark 11h
I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷
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I'd watch this movie
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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 10h
Judging by the year, you'd be watching us fight over beanie babies in the divorce.
I don't a fuck what she says either, I'm taking the princess Diana bear.
202 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 11h
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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 11h
Fucking lol. She's laughing at the meme too.
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42 sats \ 0 replies \ @nichro 8h
Hahaha, felt that.
Girl I was into took my scarf and ran away playfully once (one of countless signals in retrospect), but I just went like "ha-ha what a brat" and went to class.
Some say she still has my scarf to this day.
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Yeah, man ... Aaariel!!
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You know her?! I can put in a good word for you if you want.
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