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Holy shit, im 13 again?!?!? Ok, game face Aardvark. I know for sure there's like 3 girls in the next 4 years or so that are going to come on to me hard. I'm not going to be oblivious this time. That's right Ariel, we're gonna smash!
202 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 8 Jul
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Fucking lol. She's laughing at the meme too.
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42 sats \ 0 replies \ @nichro 9 Jul
Hahaha, felt that.
Girl I was into took my scarf and ran away playfully once (one of countless signals in retrospect), but I just went like "ha-ha what a brat" and went to class.
Some say she still has my scarf to this day.
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Yeah, man ... Aaariel!!
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You know her?! I can put in a good word for you if you want.
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Sorry bud, you're still a middle aged aardvark: #1029226
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Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.
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Does your wife know you're here?
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I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷
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I'd watch this movie
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Judging by the year, you'd be watching us fight over beanie babies in the divorce.
I don't a fuck what she says either, I'm taking the princess Diana bear.
She'd probably be into you tho.
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She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.
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Now I'm kind of into you.
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Anytime, anywhere. 😘