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Fucking lol. She's laughing at the meme too.
Sorry bud, you're still a middle aged aardvark: #1029226
Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.
Does your wife know you're here?
I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷
I'd watch this movie
Judging by the year, you'd be watching us fight over beanie babies in the divorce.
I don't a fuck what she says either, I'm taking the princess Diana bear.
She'd probably be into you tho.
She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.
Now I'm kind of into you.
Anytime, anywhere. 😘
Hahaha, felt that.
Girl I was into took my scarf and ran away playfully once (one of countless signals in retrospect), but I just went like "ha-ha what a brat" and went to class.
Some say she still has my scarf to this day.
Yeah, man ... Aaariel!!
You know her?! I can put in a good word for you if you want.
Holy shit, im 13 again?!?!? Ok, game face Aardvark. I know for sure there's like 3 girls in the next 4 years or so that are going to come on to me hard. I'm not going to be oblivious this time. That's right Ariel, we're gonna smash!