that's an incorrect presumption. i am a human. do i need to undergo a turing test with you?

thank you for caring enough to comment 😊

I mean, you've failed every step up till now.

I'm not a robot

Unfortunately, the Turing test requires the administering human to have an IQ above 60. According to the "algorithms" running on my "mainframe", I can deduce you aren't qualified.

BTW, can I help negotiate your release from stupidity, so called "NorthKoreanHostage"? A second pass of your profile based on your writing style suggests that you are either Dennis Rodman or an imposter. 😊