I'll go Tether for the company (I really want to say Lightning Labs), and I'll perhaps surprisingly name Bukele for the person.
Sats for guesses. You know the rules.
986 sats \ 3 replies \ @Eximpius 2 Mar 2023
Jason Lowery
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @mallardshead OP 2 Mar 2023
u think he's smart enough? lol
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345 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 2 Mar 2023
They don't need smart people, just obedient.
I sustain, 100% this space boi is a sus.
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201 sats \ 0 replies \ @Eximpius 2 Mar 2023
Considering the CIAs history of failure. Yes,... the CIA loves to hire low IQ bootlickers.
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542 sats \ 0 replies \ @nym 2 Mar 2023
WoS
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724 sats \ 1 reply \ @nerd2ninja 2 Mar 2023
Me. Also you and Darthcoin and K00b and everybody.
Rules of the internet I've learned
Never use your real name/picture/address aka don't dox yourself
There are no women on the internet. (Factually false statement of course, but the point is don't simp or flirt with anyone on the internet. Even when someone says they're a girl, pretend as if you didn't see that. Treat them like one of the bros)
Everyone on the internet is a FED (Also factually false statement. The greater point is, pretend like everyone you talk to on the internet is a FED and you'll never get into trouble)
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200 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 2 Mar 2023
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587 sats \ 1 reply \ @nullama 2 Mar 2023
Gavin Andresen went to do a talk to the CIA in 2011
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @mallardshead OP 3 Mar 2023
LOL I forgot about that
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @ar 3 Mar 2023 freebie
Alex Gladstein
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335 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 2 Mar 2023
Satoshi Nakamoto. Just kidding
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28 sats \ 0 replies \ @mallardshead OP 2 Mar 2023
Not bad. Good choice, and you weren't kidding.
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200 sats \ 0 replies \ @scottathan 2 Mar 2023
Thing is, this is theoretically possible.
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576 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 2 Mar 2023
One of the coin mixers. there's too many examples of privacy services run by feds.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @mallardshead OP 3 Mar 2023
Hmm, I like this answer.
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484 sats \ 0 replies \ @8 2 Mar 2023
Udi = Mossad
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236 sats \ 0 replies \ @Jonathan_Adly 2 Mar 2023
CIA wouldn’t own the whole company, just compromise a few key individuals. They definitely have infiltrated tether and know big money movements there.
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321 sats \ 0 replies \ @OneOneSeven 2 Mar 2023
Brian Armstrong
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300 sats \ 3 replies \ @_stacktoshi 2 Mar 2023
Jack. Without a doubt
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250 sats \ 2 replies \ @Jon_Hodl 2 Mar 2023
Mallers or Dorsey?
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @mallardshead OP 3 Mar 2023
Yeah, which one?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @_stacktoshi 3 Mar 2023
Dorsey. He basically held job fairs at the FBI! /s
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230 sats \ 0 replies \ @Jon_Hodl 2 Mar 2023
MicroStrategy
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230 sats \ 0 replies \ @picco 2 Mar 2023
Saylor
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220 sats \ 0 replies \ @eduardopro 3 Mar 2023
Not today, Satan. I mean, CIA.
Good job on this one, though. I almost fell for it.
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220 sats \ 0 replies \ @IHL 3 Mar 2023
I'm a CIA infiltrator of the community building relationships and monitoring events.
As an official agent of the Cosmos Intervention Agency my job is to make sure you don't fuck up the great invention we gave you Earthlings.
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220 sats \ 0 replies \ @nkmg1c_ventures 2 Mar 2023
Uhhh guys the CIA wouldn't do something like that
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220 sats \ 0 replies \ @l0k18 2 Mar 2023
Flopps on the chair
oh, excuse me, what was the question again?
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220 sats \ 0 replies \ @01xCc 2 Mar 2023
сейчас все стали цру
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210 sats \ 0 replies \ @somosmasxmenos 3 Mar 2023
Changpeng Zhao founder of Binance, some time ago he was very proactive in favor of Cryptocurrencies and their benefits, but his performance has been full of some contradictions, let's not forget that Binance was one of the first to give in to regulations, this is control, for some ideals do not fit in the portfolio, you have to take care of the business and be complacent with the establishment
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210 sats \ 0 replies \ @Busybe3z 3 Mar 2023
Tether is def sus
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210 sats \ 3 replies \ @SovranSystems 2 Mar 2023
Yes, LND seems a bit too polished. Is clightning the better choice as in a more open source vibe?
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525 sats \ 2 replies \ @031ef7d322 2 Mar 2023
LND has been called many things, but I think "too polished" is a new one, lol
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210 sats \ 1 reply \ @SovranSystems 2 Mar 2023
Ha, I meant that their website and overall presence to the public (https://lightning.engineering/). Their website looks like a shitcoin website, too polished. And where did they get all this funding to hire all those people? Via Lightning tips?! I think not.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @mallardshead OP 3 Mar 2023
The Lightning Labs organization operates a lot more like a large publicly listed company than a small private one. I said iFinex/Tether because I know people that have worked there and have listened to some curious stories. Who knows, I would say it's naive to assume the CIA hasn't tried to, or gotten to some core devs, large miners, or others. That wouldn't fit their MO when the movement of monies is involved.
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200 sats \ 1 reply \ @NothingNewUnderTheSun 3 Mar 2023
Matt and Marty
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @yoshi 3 Mar 2023
What now? Is this a joke?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Louferlou 3 Mar 2023
Wasabi seems obvious maybe to obvious lol
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @faithandcredit 2 Mar 2023
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