What about "boating accidents"?

Yes they might not believe it and they'll put me in prison anyway.

But they can't get my bitcoins. So in my mind, I still win lmao

But seriously: I don't want to hide myself. I would rather put up a fight than try to hide doing stuff which might have bad consequences if a government goes rogue.

But maybe that's my problem: I'm too naive or idealistic.

I just think if we have to hide, we already lost.

As @DarthCoin would say: Fuck governments, they are (or at least should be) servants. And we should act like that.