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221 sats \ 5 replies \ @carlosfandango 17 Oct 2023 \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon

‘Bitcoin bullshit!’ ‘You’re sounding like my ex-wife….’ ‘You were married before?’ ‘No’

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13 sats \ 4 replies \ @siggy47 17 Oct 2023

Now we're talking. I got a little Henny Youngman vibe. I can make my rounds in peace.

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221 sats \ 2 replies \ @carlosfandango 17 Oct 2023

Yeah - the whole ‘take my wife… no please, take my wife…’ isn’t really my thing… terrible one-liners are though!

Further to yesterdays conversation about picking Nemo up from somewhere;

‘My wife went to the Caribbean…’ ‘Jamaica?’ ‘No. She went of her own accord…’

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22 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 17 Oct 2023

I like that Jamaica line. I will have plenty of opportunities to use it around here. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

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221 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 17 Oct 2023

Very good.

I went to my doctor and he said ‘Haven’t seen you for a while..’ I said ‘No. I have been sick.’

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329 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 17 Oct 2023

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