Not as bad as the glitch in my Batpants citizen.

Stand clear or your garments might be besmirched too. The fibre is moving...

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[Fanfare of bottom burps ensue]

Sincere apologies citizen, they're new prototype Batpants, the new latex formula needs work. They really shouldn't inflate & explode like that...

[Points]

Look, what's that up there?

[Throws a Batscreen bomb from his utility belt and makes his bare-assed escape into the night leaving a sats giftcard to cover your drycleaning...]

_runs after Bitman to question him_

> How did you find me? Did you read my profile or used a subscription? The simulation must be glitch

<signal lost>

Bitman ducked down behind the spittoon to hide and listen to more cheat codes - but due to a double helping of Saloon bean pie farts loudly...

Then hobbled thru the swing doors because he sharted...

Stacker Saloon

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Bitman ducked down behind the spittoon to hide and listen to more cheat codes - but due to a double helping of Saloon bean pie farts loudly...
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Then hobbled thru the swing doors because he sharted...