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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 24 Jan freebie \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon
runs after Bitman to question him
How did you find me? Did you read my profile or used a subscription? The simulation must be glitch
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman 24 Jan freebie
Not as bad as the glitch in my Batpants citizen.
Stand clear or your garments might be besmirched too. The fibre is moving...
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[Fanfare of bottom burps ensue]
Sincere apologies citizen, they're new prototype Batpants, the new latex formula needs work. They really shouldn't inflate & explode like that...
[Points]
Look, what's that up there?
[Throws a Batscreen bomb from his utility belt and makes his bare-assed escape into the night leaving a sats giftcard to cover your drycleaning...]