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@siggy47 and @Public_N_M_E here is my crowdsourced (which I sourced to myself because I was bored) submission for a Stacker News Blues song.
Woke up this morning (da na na na na) Rolled out of bed (da na na na na) Last night's whiskey still rattling in my head
Don't want to see no sunlight But I've got things to do Gotta get myself together And log on to Stacker News
Put on a pot coffee (da na na na na) Open up the blinds (da na na na na) Turn my head and try to hide my eyes
Don't want to see no sunlight But I've got things to do Gotta get myself together And log on to Stacker News
(Musical Interlude- keys solo)
Open up my laptop(da na na na na) What do I see (da na na na na) Ain't nothing but a big blue screen
Don't have no time for this I've got things to do Gotta get myself together And log on to Stacker News
Things are getting frantic (da na na na na) Trying this and that (da na na na na) I can't believe I might lose my hat
Don't have no time for this I've got things to do Gotta get myself together And log on to Stacker News
(Musical Interlude- guitar solo)
All hope is lost (da na na na na) Everything been tried (da na na na na) Need to dry the tears from my eyes
Don't know why I got outta bed Ain't got nothing to do Can't get myself together I got the Stacker News Blues Said I can't get myself together I got the Stacker News Blues (one more time) Said I can't get myself together I got the Stacker News Blues
(da na na na na na na na da da da)
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Ooooooooo that's 🔥 could I suggest changing "a big blue screen" to "The big blue screen" in the IT world... The big blue screen means it's knackered. Also referred to as the blue screen of death.
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That was the implication. Even luddites like me know of the blue screen of death.
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Lennon/McCartney type discussion.
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🤣🤣
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Maybe like the knock version you buy on Canal street. Just call us Lemon and McDonalds.
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When you order Lennon & McCartney on Wish 🤣🤣
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Man I could kill a McChicken sandwich right now.
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I didn't think it could have passed you by but I thought making it really obvious added more punch to the Judy.
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Tragic tale, but a great song.
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All good blues songs have a tragedy element to them. My tragedy while terrible was not as bad as yours with a woman stealing your coldcard.
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As Albert King would say, If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
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Yes great line.
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Wasn't he the dude with the weird sex chair? Or was that Edward?
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