Hey stackers and cowboys! Let me share with you a funny way to explore our vibrant and eclectic community of Stacker News. Prepare to embark on a journey through the colorful tapestry of personalities that make up this unique bitcoin community. Here, amidst the swirling currents of information and discourse, you'll encounter a diverse array of individuals posting and comment within different channels and territories, each bringing their own flair and perspective to the table. Let's dive deeper into the fascinating world of Stacker News and explore 20 types of users that populate this bustling community.

01. Veterans

Picture this: wise sages sitting atop the virtual mountaintop, their beards flowing with the winds of bitcoin wisdom. These seasoned veterans have weathered the storms of the timechain landscape since time immemorial, and their insights are as valuable as gold... or should we say bitcoin?

02. Newbies

Ah, the fresh-faced newcomers, wide-eyed and eager to learn the ways of the bitcoin world. They're like fledgling adventurers setting foot in a vast and mysterious land, armed with nothing but curiosity and a thirst for knowledge. Fear not, dear newbies, for the journey ahead is both exhilarating and rewarding!

03. Maxis

Yeeehaaw! Here come the staunch defenders of the one true faith: Bitcoin. With fiery zeal, they proclaim the gospel of Satoshi and denounce all altcoins as heresy. They are visible within the saloon and ~bitcoin territory. They of course not see just as crypto, is it's a way of life, a beacon of hope in a sea of digital chaos.

04. Cheaters

Enter the shadowy realm of the cheaters, where bots lurk in the darkness and copy-paste reigns supreme. These cunning individuals will stop at nothing to amass sats by any means necessary, even if it means bending the rules of engagement. But beware, friends! Karma has a way of catching up with those who stray from the path of righteousness.

05. Shitcoiners

They come and go like the wind! They're like the nomads of the crypto world, desperately seeking a place where their favorite altcoin is appreciated. Unfortunately for them, Stacker News is like an exclusive bitcoin club, and altcoins don't have a VIP pass here.

06. Artists

These are the creatives of the community, always sharing their masterpieces related to Bitcoin and SN. Have a look at ~art. From pixelated masterpieces to whimsical memes, they paint a vivid tapestry of imagination and wit, leaving us in awe of their boundless creativity.

07. Zappers

Yep, zappers come the digital philanthropists, whose hearts are as vast as the timechain itself. With open hands and generous spirits, they spread joy and goodwill throughout the community, tipping their fellow stackers with the generosity of a modern nakamoto

08. Hackers

Brace yourselves, for the hackers have arrived, wielding their keyboards like digital swords in the never-ending battle for cyberspace supremacy within ~privacy, and ~linux. With a flick of their wrist and a few lines of code, they defend the digital frontier against the forces of darkness, safeguarding the sanctity of our virtual world.

09. Phantoms

Ah, the enigmatic phantoms of Stacker News, who drift in and out of the digital ether like specters in the night. Sometimes they grace us with their presence, offering pearls of wisdom before disappearing into the digital mist once more, leaving us to ponder their cryptic words.

10. Bloggers

Prepare to be dazzled by the literary prowess of the bitcoin bloggers, whose words are as sharp as the blade of a katana and as insightful as the musings of a sage. With every keystroke, they weave intricate tapestries of knowledge and insight, illuminating the darkest corners of the crypto world with their prose.

11. Libertarians

Welcome to the arena of intellectual discourse, ~libertarian, where libertarians engage in a spirited debate on the nature of truth, freedom, and the digital revolution. With minds as sharp as their arguments, they challenge the status quo and push the boundaries of conventional wisdom.

12. Devs

The architects of the digital realm, whose hands shape the very fabric of our virtual existence. With minds as sharp as their code, they toil tirelessly to build the infrastructure of tomorrow, laying the groundwork for a future powered by bitcoin technology.

13. Writers

Behold the storytellers and wordsmiths of Stacker News, whose pens are mightier than the sword and whose tales are as epic as the Odyssey itself. From epic sagas to poignant essays, they captivate our hearts and minds with their literary prowess, leaving us spellbound in their wake.

14. Journalists

In Stacker News, journalists are the truth-seekers, within ~news they are uncovering stories and providing insight into the world of bitcoin. With their investigative skills and dedication to transparency, they play a vital role in keeping the community informed and empowered.

15. Cypherpunks:

Enter the realm of digital guardians, where cypherpunks stand as sentinels against the encroaching darkness of surveillance and censorship. With minds as sharp as their encryption algorithms, they are within ~privacy and ~crypto (be careful with shitcoiners) trying to defend the sanctity of privacy and freedom in the digital age, fighting for a future where anonymity is a fundamental right.

16. Meme Enthusiasts:

Prepare to laugh until your sides ache, for the meme enthusiasts have arrived with their arsenal of hilarious images and witty captions, have a look at ~memes territory. With a twinkle in their eye and a mischievous grin, they light up the digital landscape with their irreverent humor, turning even the most serious of topics into comedic gold.

17. Innovators:

Behold the trailblazers and visionaries of Stacker News, whose minds are as innovative as their ideas are revolutionary. With a boldness matched only by their creativity, they push the boundaries of what's possible in the digital realm, charting a course for a future limited only by the bounds of imagination, check it ~meta territory

18. Lost Souls:

Ah, the wanderers of Stacker News! Drifting through discussions and threads, they're like shooting stars, appearing suddenly and disappearing just as quickly, leaving behind cryptic comments and enigmatic insights.

19. Lurkers

The silent observers of Stacker News! Always present, yet rarely seen, they quietly absorb the knowledge and conversations happening around them. OccasionallyΒ  they emerge from the shadows to drop a cryptic comment or offer a unique perspective.

20. Community Builders

Last but not least, we have the community builders, the unsung heroes of Stacker News who work tirelessly behind the scenes to foster a sense of camaraderie and belonging. They organize AMAs, create resources, and build bridges between stackers, ensuring that the community continues to thrive and grow.

Thanks for reading, sat!

Oh damn! You're missing the 21st!
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @anon 9 Mar
#21 anon forced united
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I was trying to keep your privacy! well, you just doxed yourself
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LOOOOL you made laugh, you got zapped. I wonder in which category do you see me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ?
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Many of them dear darth, it depends on the moment, right? 1, 3, 7, 9, 10, 11, 15, 16, 17, 19, 20
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naaah I think I will stick with the 1 - veterans. Just an old man, sitting on a rock and laughing about newbies when they do something stupid.
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Definitely yes
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Maxis, right?
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Awesome list, perfect gifs
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yeah the gifs are fantastic work even to find each one of them for categories.
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This would have been great even without the Simpsons gifs. With them, it was fantastic. Thanks for the weekend laugh.
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Appreciated! πŸ‘Œ
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No idea who I am. Think you need a category for Saloon 5hit posters..
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Nice suggestion for a second part πŸ‘€
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Nelson can be the outlaw mascot.
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Really great post. Well done.
Many of us would definitely straddle a few of these categories.
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Thanks for commenting 🀠
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Great work, I fit a few
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Thanks for commenting mate
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This is a great list! Maybe we could also include "link-droppers", the people who only ever share links and never engage in conversation. ;)
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I like it!
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I like how stackerNews inspires us to create post like this. I really appreciate your work
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Thank you, sat!
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This was such a fun read πŸ˜…
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Excellent πŸ‘ŒπŸ½
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @OT 9 Mar
Nice categories!
I identify as more than a few if these
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Brilliant post!
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I like how stackerNews inspires us to create post like this. I really appreciate your work
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Curious to know which SN category @satoshiplanet represents?
Just St a confession, after reading this, I got confused.
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πŸ‘€
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HAHAHA that category is totally me
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I suppose I am libertarian lite
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You can't. You are a shitizen. Shitizens can't be libertarian or freedom lovers. Are simply slaves.
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stackers have outlawed this. turn on wild west mode in your /settings to see outlawed content.
stackers have outlawed this. turn on wild west mode in your /settings to see outlawed content.