It's not that difficult. To become a journalist like me, all you have to do is reclaim your mind from the CIA brainwashing, smoke a bunch of Marlboro Reds, post profound thoughts on Stacker News way too late at night, and buy a damn typewriter.
Bingo! You're so generous that you told your secret of success. For me Julian had been at the top for over a decade and now as he is not actively smoking that many cigarettes as you do, I have to gift you the first place and lovingly accept the second for me. There are a few common connects that are abundant in you an I. One of course is our love for cigarettes (Marlboro Red definitely) and Beers (I exceed you in this). The second one is our love for Bitcoin. The third one is that we are twins seperated in a downtown fair in our childhood.

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You inspired me to write such articles.

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Oh! Seriously! Are you foin an AMA? Let me ask you the first question.

What inspires you to smoke cigarettes?

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Nice job.
What drives me to smoke is self care. Only by smoking am I my best self. Tobacco uniquely opens the human mind to creativity and profound thinking. That's why they want to ban it so badly.
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So you're accepting the crown and bestow me with a less decorated chair, the second one that is without handles.
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I quit smoking recently but I still consume nicotine via vaping products.
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Nobody likes a quitter
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Don't be a quitter. You know what they say. You either live by the cigarettes or die by the cigarettes.
The above proverb is derived from the Gospel of Bugle (Greaser 26, 26:52)
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Praise be to the Bugle
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Should we downzap a quitter or we may pardon an innocent 'Bugle' follower. Guide me my lord, @thebitcoinbugle
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No I don't like to kick people when they are down
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As you say, lord Bugle. TBH I also don't like kicking someone who has just lost his way.