So I ordered the omelet special, which I was told was a vegetarian omelet. When it arrived the waiter said "Sir, enjoy your western omelet." I said "Excuse me, I ordered the omelet special."  He said, "yes, this is the special." I said "I thought it was vegetarian?" He said, "Oh yes,we changed it." Now I like vegetarian omelets, but I'm not a vegetarian,  so I ate the western omelet. Good ham. 

carlosfandango

I'm about to tear into an omelet. Even though I slept late I'm the only one awake for breakfast. 