Ha, ha, ha! Altcoiners... Please, let me tell you something, dear shitcoiners, bitcoin is the only real option in this game, while you're busy trying to create the next big thing, bitcoin is already paving the way to mass adoption.

Ethereum? Yes, it's funny for playing with smart contracts n defi, but when it comes to security and long-term solidity, bitcoin takes the crown. Dogecoin? A joke that got out of hand, folks. And don't get me started on the thousands of other "coins" flooding the market. What's with the "currency of the future" talk? Bitcoin is already building the future, while you're busy trying to catch the next pump-and-dump. And don't give me the "portfolio diversification" argument. Do you really think a few altcoins are going to outshine the king of cryptos? Don't make me laugh, dear shitcoiner. Real diversification is having a hefty stack of bitcoin and nothing else. Because, at the end of the day, all those shitcoins are just trying to be like bitcoin when they grow up.

So go ahead, altcoiners, keep dreaming of your shitcoins of the future. Meanwhile, us bitcoin maximalists will be here, enjoying the journey to mass adoption and the consolidation of bitcoin as the only true alternative. Ha, ha, ha!