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I realize most of my time is taken up with animal care. Dogs, cats, fish, lizards, wild birds. It's getting to me. I had a nightmare last night that my wife brought home a giant lizard that needed lots of room. It was only a "temporary" foster situation. I knew what that meant.
I knew what that meant.
That's why after I was fooled with these 4 cats I have, my answer is always a strong "NO" to any animal that could possibly enter into my house. My wife and daughter are always trying to push for more pets but after the 1day they forget about them and they always became my burden to care about.
I love pets, but sometimes enough is enough.
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One time, right before Christmas about 5 years ago, my wife decided we needed a pot bellied pig. To be fair, I always wanted one, but the work just didn't seem worth it. Luckily, everyone decided that the pig idea was taking things a little too far.
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You know how is it: everybody loves pets until came that moment to grab their shit from the floor.... And all family members are always let you "to take care". šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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When it comes right down to it, I am the primary shit scooper, but my wife certainly holds up her end of the bargain, especially considering everything else she does. In fact, we're down to one cat, and she always takes care of the litter box. My daughter is now an adult and definitely helps out more too. It's just that I get up the earliest, so I deal with the morning routine.
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The Criminal podcast did an episode all about animals committing crimes (well, mischief), and the stuff at the beginning about how smart pigs are was enough to convince me to never think about one as a pet.
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These conversations always bring me back to Pulp Fiction:
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and SNing? šŸ˜‚
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Well yeah. I haven't talked about my SN nightmares yet.
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which is? šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€
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I once had a dream where I was going along, checking into the Saloon, making a few comments, maybe writing some posts, zapping some people, when suddenly, OUT OF NOWHERE and without warning, this monster MSM thing came and turned everything upside down... Oh wait. Never mind.
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good thing is this nightmare will end in one day! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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Your dream then came true, luckily the nightmare ends in 2 days, or not... hahaha
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