Our daughter told us that she had a bad dream last night. Naturally, we wanted to know what happened.
At first all she told us was that "The pigs ran away". Since we don't have any pigs, some follow up questions were warranted.
"Were you a farmer?"
"No"
"Were you the big bad wolf?" (sometimes she identifies with the villains in stories)
"No"
After a bit more detective work, it turned out her bad dream was that the characters of The Three Little Pigs had run away from the book, so she couldn't read it.
Talk about a nightmare scenario for fans of literature.