As you can see from the linked tweet, Ethereum VP of marketing and head of grifter at Bankless (who am I kidding the other one is the head grifter), David Hoffman is concerned that prior marketing efforts for Ethereum have been a failure and doesn't want that to happen again now that the recently approved etfs will be rolling out soon. In an effort to improve inclusivity at the corporation he is seeking advice from fellow ethereum staff on how to "market" ethereum to tradfi investors.

While the Marketing dept. is experimenting with a number of plausible campaigns, nothing is seeming to stick. They may need to look outside the company for help.

That's where we come in. Let's give our ethereum pals the best and most accurate narrative we can so their ETF is a smashing success.

Best one as defined by top ranking by end of day today (11:59pm est) gets all the sats zapped to this post.

Have at it!