As you can see from the linked tweet, Ethereum VP of marketing and head of grifter at Bankless (who am I kidding the other one is the head grifter), David Hoffman is concerned that prior marketing efforts for Ethereum have been a failure and doesn't want that to happen again now that the recently approved etfs will be rolling out soon. In an effort to improve inclusivity at the corporation he is seeking advice from fellow ethereum staff on how to "market" ethereum to tradfi investors.
While the Marketing dept. is experimenting with a number of plausible campaigns, nothing is seeming to stick. They may need to look outside the company for help.
That's where we come in. Let's give our ethereum pals the best and most accurate narrative we can so their ETF is a smashing success.
Best one as defined by top ranking by end of day today (11:59pm est) gets all the sats zapped to this post.
Have at it!
"Why settle for digital gold, if you can have silver?!""Why settle for digital gold, if you can have silver?!"
You just keep winning these. Congrats
I'm a natural, son! 🌝I'm a natural, son! 🌝
It’s so shiny and new!
Ethereum ETF - because you are dumb enough to buy it
That’s pretty much every tradfi product. Haha
Trust me bro, it's ultraSound money.
Trust me bro, we going to the moon!
Ultra sound money didn’t work for them. Maybe Extra Ultra Sound Money is good.
"Ethereum. We're a company and Bitcoin isn't. Look at our Marketing Department"
Everyone knows investing in a company is so much easier to understand than investing in "a pet rock"
What does the company do?
What's their cash flow?
Why aren't they registered?
The answer to these questions and more: "Don't worry about it, just buy the coin"
"Don't worry about it, just buy the coin" is an alternate tag line by the way
Just trust me bro
They should market it under the tagline.
A shit ETF for the shitcoiners by the no. 1 Shitcoinery.
Sounds like a load of shit
My suggestion or Eth ETF?
Haha the etf
🤣🤣I knew it but asked lest @siggy47 took it for my comment.
ultrasound vibes: sound money because that's just what our vibe is
At least this week that's the vibe. Future uncertain.
ETH - Exchange Traded Hopium
Flippening tomorrow bro
ETH - the ETF that will bring you a genuine crypto rug experience you've been waiting for.
Scams as a service
"Digital Oil" to Bitcoin's "Digital Gold"...
and what about "Digital Sulphuric Acid" ? ;)
(i.e. the blood of industry)
I see what you did there.
Ethereum ETF: all of the upsides without the downside of actually having to own ETH.
Haha are you implying the good and honest people of Wall Street would sell paper promises?
Yes, but I'm also implying that at least with an ETH ETF, you don't actually have to buy that ETH shitcoin.
Avoiding that downside compensates for the near lack of upsides. But no need to tell the suckers that will buy the ETF that there are no upsides either.
Just follow the golden rule for any perfect marketing campaign:
view on www.youtube.comFunny but need a tagline to qualify for the sats.
I know, but I already got my sats so:
view on www.youtube.comWhat do we have to do exactly?
Buy etherium?
If you can get @DarthCoin to support it, I will go all in lol
Make a tagline for them to sell their etf since they don’t seem to know what their coin is for.
I was about to get mad about shitcoining, then realized where I was, lol.
ETH - THE ETF
"ETH, it's what's for sinners".
https://m.stacker.news/33118
or
"What's In Your Wallet?"
Don't miss out on the next "Apple" of cryptocurrencies.
Damn, I feel disgusted writing that. May ETH rot in hell.
Maybe Apple when they dumped Steve Jobs.
@fabs has won the sats. Thanks everyone for participating. Some really great ones!