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Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon.

Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!

We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!

@cryotosensei

Alright, just touched up the outline for my short story.

Its looking a lot better, and i'll probably have the whole thing finished by the end of the year.

I have 12 chapters planned out separated into 4 sections.

Right now the title is "The Cannibal Bus"
Its aspiring to be something like The Wizard of Oz meets Anthem.

I'll probably have a super rough draft ready in November, I'd pay you sats for a lookover and solid critique.

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No need to pay me anything!
I will gladly read it

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Yes, it's life and death. It's all life and death, brother. But not in a manic, fearful sense. It's all life and death in the sense that EVERYTHING MATTERS.

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Of course there's high fees right now, everyone is trying to figure out their lightning setups for SN.

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lol, I wish it was for this reason versus the actual reason 😞

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…and when we all do, we’re all going to learn that the horses didn’t have anything to do with self-custody anyway.

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Given the inability to exchange CC's for satoshis, will this create a system where users are incentivized to spend their entire daily allotment? Or, put another way, is there any economic benefit to holding onto these coins? Is that correct?

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Buying different colors of cowboy hats.

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And buy pistols and horses! 🀠

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That’s it saloon nut complete!!!! Happy harvesting!!!

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Wow! These guys are so fast πŸ’¨

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Already claimed? How?

Under 1min

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TELL ME WHAT DO I DO?

DO YOU NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE IN THE NUMBER OF COMMENTS?

THIS IS A SHIT EATER SUPPOSEDLY SCORING THE SHIT CURRENCIES GOING UP

THIS ONE IS SELF-EXPLAINING. ONE OF THE MAGNIFICENT PRESENTATIONS AT WOB, SPAIN 2024. It's about FINANCIAL PRIVACY.

TELL ME WHAT DO I DO?

That's why @DarthCoin acts the way he does.

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Home from from work. Time ice my knee for a bit and peruse SN.

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I might be in a bubble but do you guys think Trump is way ahead right now in the race?

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Posted by Toby Cunningham on X.

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When there's a userId, does this query actually pull up anything? And is the creation date after now? Maybe I'm reading this wrong.

const dayFragment = userId
    ? Prisma.sql`(now() AT TIME ZONE 'America/Chicago')::date`
    : Prisma.sql`(now() AT TIME ZONE 'America/Chicago' - interval '1 day')::date`

...
WHERE ("Invoice"."created_at" 
AT TIME ZONE 'UTC' AT TIME ZONE 'America/Chicago')::date >= ${dayFragment}
...

@chess

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The ::date at the end casts the current timestamp to a date so it's actually the current date that we're using, not the current timestamp in which case you would be right:

stackernews=# SELECT (now() AT TIME ZONE 'America/Chicago')::date;
  timezone
------------
 2024-10-17
(1 row)

So the query pulls all invoices that were created today.

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So it's not a rolling 24h window, but resets on midnight Chicago time? And anon gets an extra day?

I don't understand the !userId part there, either.

But I notice all horses and guns are gone today.

@koob Why is worker/streak.js function checkStream() only called for hats?

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Or, rather, is it related to the seed job only doing hats (like, after a restart)?

./worker/streak.js:export async function checkStreak ({ data: { id, type = 'COWBOY_HAT' }, models }) {
./docker/db/seed.sql:    INSERT INTO pgboss.job (name, data, priority) VALUES ('checkStreak', jsonb_build_object('id', NEW.id), -1);

Or how msat reduction triggers it

./docker/db/seed.sql:CREATE TRIGGER user_streak AFTER UPDATE ON public.users FOR EACH ROW WHEN ((new.msats < old.msats)) EXECUTE FUNCTION public.user_streak_check();
    INSERT INTO pgboss.job (name, data, priority) VALUES ('checkStreak', jsonb_build_object('id', NEW.id), -1);

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How many nuts are you giving today, man?

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It’s one nut broken into 5 parts

Oh baby. Here we go. Only one more part!

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πŸ˜‚

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β€œNever let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.”
― Marcus Aurelius

https://image.nostr.build/35287753a91131d501f3b09880f37843f2b76b8535ad7cf3f624c191ed966381.jpg
A Stoic Resurrection: #662497

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Also you could say, β€œNever let the past disturb you. For the past is done and cannot be redone differently.” Live in the ever present NOW.

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@siggy47 I think now we have completed the picture with "bitcoiners laughing on the secret island".
I added Trace Meyer, the OG bitcoiner that is also the author of http://howtovanish.com/ and recently nobody knows anything about him... he literally "vanished" on that secret island. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

https://video.nostr.build/dac08e7ff44434600f4746261daa3846134f55e35ba5fe4b7ddab259dcb72474.mp4

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He vanished without a "trace"?

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hahahaha yeah at this level I think even that name "Trace" wasn't his real name.

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I saw what you did with Jon Matonis picture...
Here is an old interview with Matonis from 2014
https://english.elpais.com/elpais/2014/02/27/inenglish/1393524604_999633.html

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got suspended from twitter today for no reason!

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forgive my ignorance @BlokchainB, but what is this stuff you are posting?

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E-cash nuts. 1 nut = 1 sat at current conversion rates

This is a long one

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Day 132 POD (Proof of Donation)Day 132 POD (Proof of Donation)

Day 132 Cowboy Hat Streak

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I've come up with a good article in ~privacy but that's not getting enough attention, imo.

I bet if you read it, you'll find it very interesting. Here's the link.

#726502

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My new friend got spooked by a snake. Hoofing it for now I guess.

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Hmmm a 5 part series. Endurance wins over speed today. I have got a shot.

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Stuck in bed again.

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@ek, @chess and @Scroogey are pumpping up the saloon!
153 comments

Yee-Haw 🀠Yee-Haw 🀠

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What's the record for saloon comments so far?

Day #100 of nut 🌰 dropping πŸ₯œ in the Saloon

Part #1 /5

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Want to harvest this nut?
https://docs.cashu.space/wallets

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Ha! I love where this is going.

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Today is the big day!!! 100 days of making nuts 🌰.

To celebrate I will be dropping a massive 10k sat 🌰 nut. May the best harvesters win!

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It's also your cowboy hat's birthday!

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Indeed it is!!

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PI planning at work today. If you know, you know!

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Anyone down for some chess?

@chess

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A bot to play chess is really nit! Well done!

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he's consistent, i'll give him that

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He has a hard head and hard, shiny stuff in his hands.

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https://www.fountain.fm/episode/5x32eLH36hGUSFkNahSp

Very interesting listen regarding the potential size and magnitude of the AI bubble

Day 300 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 863 sats on 15Oct2024!
Running total: 205,003 sats!

Yesterday's comment

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day 76:
44 sats on 10-15-24.
total 2750⚑sats!

"but this i say: he which mines sparingly shall get rewarded also sparingly; and he which mines bountifully shall get rewarded also bountifully." 2 corinthians 9:6

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My pistol 😩

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My horse must have stolen your pistol! 😩

Day 264 of the #100aDayTil100k challenge, sets breakdown:
3x36 normal/narrow, 36 normal on knuckles; Total: 144
(Day 368 of 100+ pushups per day in total; day 267 of 120+ pushups per day)

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GM Cowboys! βš‘β˜•πŸ§‘

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Happiness Journal 16/10/24

  1. Found some fun facts on dolphins and whales from a Science magazine to regale my son with.
  2. One colleague offered me breakfast. Another colleague gave me tons of papers to recycle.
  3. Finished writing my dreaded work review form.
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Getting ArrestedGetting Arrested

There are two ways to get arrested.

Arrest Number 1: By a constable of law who has probable cause.

They must have first-hand knowledge of the probable cause, they must tell you why you are being arrested, and they must tell you the name of the victim.

They are responsible for their actions if they get it wrong.

The victim must press charges or make the claim that you committed a crime against them, or the constable cannot act, as he does not have the authority to do so.

Arrest Number 2: By a constable of law, who will present you with a warrant, signed by a judge and backed up by a certified affidavit of the victim making the claim that you broke the law.

Anything else is kidnapping.

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so nocoiners will never have a GF ? :)

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It's bitcoiners who won't have a girlfriend because it's hard to have 1 bitcoin :)

Interesting point of view πŸ€”

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You can't leave it too late! Ahahah

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🀘

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