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Clearly, the best rank should be Satoshi which is reserved for Satoshi. I also think spider fucker should be one of many possible ranks.
But what about the others?
From lowest to higher?
  • clueless peon
  • "enthusiast" / curious
  • pleb
  • influencer
  • (node) runner
  • (LN) banker
  • merchant
  • specialist
  • coder
  • integrator / contractor
  • architect (high level)
  • god level / satoshi
Is that what you are looking for?
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Assmilker or shitcoiner?
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we can't give them ranks. Rank is something that can be appreciated, like a level. Assmilkers and shitcoiners are on the sub-level 0, something from hell, that you do not want to raise the rank, you just keep them there to die in their missery. Like orcs :)
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yes but with spider fucker
and maybe NPC should be included
in general I think starting with really bad terms like worse than shitcoiner would be fun
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omg yes, I forgot about NPCs, could be the clueless peon
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maybe "blockchain expert" should be one of the lower ranks
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oh with that we are going under the sub-level, underground into the lava of hell, the realm of shitcoineries.
We are talking about human ranks not sub-human ranking.
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clearly there are shitcoiners on SN so that should be a rank or title and why not go lower
Where is assmilker?
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that's not a rank, is just a leech. You do not give ranks to worms and flies.
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Instead of ranks I'd prefer badges, for like verified node runners, etc.
Or you could go with a cowboy themed ranking
  • Sheriff
  • Cowpoke
  • Rustler
  • Bandit
I dunno, i'm not a cowboy expert
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Came here to riff on the old west theme. Gotta throw a posse manager, varmint, and rascal in there plus deputy and constable. Maybe "the law" titles should be reserved for devs and territory admins.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rank spider fucker? Satoshi = 10
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The important question is not which ranks to use, but who assign these ranks or how these ranks are "calculated".
Is a very difficult task.
To have an idea is like you being the king. What are you going to do? here is a nice animated video about that, very powerful video.
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I think tongue-in-cheek ranks like spider fucker are good for a laugh!
I am happy to contribute one from Singlish: kan Cheong spider
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