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Clearly, the best rank should be Satoshi which is reserved for Satoshi. I also think spider fucker should be one of many possible ranks.

But what about the others?

From lowest to higher?

  • clueless peon
  • "enthusiast" / curious
  • pleb
  • influencer
  • (node) runner
  • (LN) banker
  • merchant
  • specialist
  • coder
  • integrator / contractor
  • architect (high level)
  • god level / satoshi

Is that what you are looking for?

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Assmilker or shitcoiner?

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we can't give them ranks. Rank is something that can be appreciated, like a level. Assmilkers and shitcoiners are on the sub-level 0, something from hell, that you do not want to raise the rank, you just keep them there to die in their missery. Like orcs :)

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yes but with spider fucker

and maybe NPC should be included

in general I think starting with really bad terms like worse than shitcoiner would be fun

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omg yes, I forgot about NPCs, could be the clueless peon

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maybe "blockchain expert" should be one of the lower ranks

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oh with that we are going under the sub-level, underground into the lava of hell, the realm of shitcoineries.

We are talking about human ranks not sub-human ranking.

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clearly there are shitcoiners on SN so that should be a rank or title and why not go lower

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What if downzapping came with an option for the type of outlaw, or, the reason you’re downzapping.

Like for stolen content, spammers, scammer, they could be labeled stuff like “bandit” or “vagrant” “snake oil salesman” etc

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could be part of private replies but instead of using them to help stackers, you use them to reprimand them

yeah for sure but better let them stay in the other realm Don't play with shit.

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Where is assmilker?

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that's not a rank, is just a leech. You do not give ranks to worms and flies.

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Instead of ranks I'd prefer badges, for like verified node runners, etc.

Or you could go with a cowboy themed ranking

  • Sheriff
  • Cowpoke
  • Rustler
  • Bandit

I dunno, i'm not a cowboy expert

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Came here to riff on the old west theme. Gotta throw a posse manager, varmint, and rascal in there plus deputy and constable. Maybe "the law" titles should be reserved for devs and territory admins.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rank spider fucker? Satoshi = 10

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The important question is not which ranks to use, but who assign these ranks or how these ranks are "calculated".

Is a very difficult task.

To have an idea is like you being the king. What are you going to do? here is a nice animated video about that, very powerful video.

https://video.nostr.build/121e9704ca08a271a9e35a31eeba93c91a3d9fd5215ac5b509380b3e45075c99.mp4

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I think tongue-in-cheek ranks like spider fucker are good for a laugh!

I am happy to contribute one from Singlish: kan Cheong spider

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