we can't give them ranks.
Rank is something that can be appreciated, like a level.
Assmilkers and shitcoiners are on the sub-level 0, something from hell, that you do not want to raise the rank, you just keep them there to die in their missery.
Like orcs :)
Came here to riff on the old west theme. Gotta throw a posse manager, varmint, and rascal in there plus deputy and constable. Maybe "the law" titles should be reserved for devs and territory admins.