Look, I’m the CEO who is pumping your bags to make your great great grandchildren rich, ok?
I got a lot of metaphors:
- digital energy
- thermodynamically sound money
- cyber hornets
- the island of Manhattan
I haven’t been hiding anything. Institutional adoption. The public company playbook. You do not sell your bitcoin. It’s going up forever, Laura!
You like what I’ve done to the fiat price of your bags? Everything I said is true. There is no second best.
But have you been listening to @DarthCoin? Have you listened to my words?
You’re not getting rid of the dollar. You’re not replacing the dollar. Every company, every CEO does dollar cost accounting. You’re not switching all those systems to a bitcoin standard. Think like a giant ocean liner. Think of the physics of the water. You think you’re turning that thing around? No. You know why? Because there’s Fortune 500 other ocean liners out there headed in the same direction.
I’m gonna generate yield on your Bitcoin. Give it to me. I’ll custody it and give you 5% back selling covered call options on your Bitcoin. This is generational wealth that’ll outlive you for 1000 years. @DarthCoin says to
spend your sats wisely.
@DarthCoin is a paranoid crypto anarchist. The government isn’t going to kick down your door and seize your Bitcoin. I don’t even know who @DarthCoin is but what happened to him in his journey would never happen in the United States #733426
I’m the Giga Chad. I’m Bitcoin’s poster boy pumping your bags to BlackRock and tradfi and the rest of the corporate press. I didn’t just post some lightning guides on some obscure website.
Vote in the poll below. Between me and @DarthCoin, Am I the A-hole?
[NTA] Not the A-hole0.0%
[YTA] You’re the A-hole60.0%
[NAH] No A-holes Here40.0%
[ESH] Everyone Sucks Here0.0%
[AAFP] A-holes Are for Pooping0.0%
5 votes \ poll ended