How many LN transaction you did in your life? Do you know how LN works? Do you know what is the minimum time for a LN tx to settle? Do you know how much time the request travels around the world between nodes? Did you ever run a LN node and manage its liquidity and make it faster?

When you will be able to answer these questions (without lying), maybe I will consider you a bitcoiner here. Otherwise you are just a shitcoiner bitching against Bitcoin and LN.