This may actually win as a category at this point, since no one has zapped the others 😂. You scared everyone off with your comments about how everything is dumb and obsolete. You're too pro.

Also, where is your servers (assuming you're running more than one for your nodes, email etc) if you live under the stars in a jungle???

Maybe you can write that guide. I'm genuinely not sure what I'd put in it. I'm more focused on personal privacy and financial freedom.