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Consider this to be a pen&paper game.
You and your friends want to get into a festival with common security protocols. This means to enter the camping ground and stage area, it is sufficient to wear a matching wrist band.1 This isn’t about backstage access (yet).
Most creative but still plausible approach wins 5k sats. I will judge if an approach sounds plausible. I will also reply with how you failed and what the consequences probably are if I think your approach wouldn’t spark joy. Security is a lot about risk management.
Mention what you assumed about the scenario or ask if you need details about the scenario. I will provide them if they wouldn’t make the scenario too specific.

Footnotes

  1. Correct me if I am wrong but I believe festivals like RaR or Southside just give you a wrist band not linked to your ID after they verified your ticket.
5,000 sats bounty
Crew all wear suits, with lapel mics, sunglasses, and an acoustic coil
1 dresses like a retard and wears a privacy mask and sunglasses like a celeb at the airport
Crew forms a security posture around the fake celeb and brisk walks past the perimeter while point throws a confident thumbs up
This should get you backstage too
EDIT: In a past life I've done physical pen-tests
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @nichro 1h
Classic. Bonus points if you got cute girlfriends to pester you + get in your way asking for autographs only to get shoved aside by your "security detail" who quickly rush you inside.
Though maybe that would cause too much of a commotion
If you wanna go HARD you get a horrible colorful face tattoo and some grills on your teeth. Mumble rapper aesthetic.
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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @LibertasBR 3h
Wear dark clothing as if you were a staff member and a cap, smoke a cigarette near the stairs that lead to the stages, and then accompany a staff member as if you were going to the same place. If someone approaches you asking for identification or a badge, say "Marcelo (or any other common name) saw that I didn't have one and asked me to speak to Adrian. I went there and couldn't find him. Since we're setting up and doing the sound check, I don't have time to see that, so he asked me to go back to the back and get a 10-meter p10 p2 that they need" or something like that, speak with authority and look very tired. Approach people who look like freelancers and give them orders with a lot of energy, so that they think you're really a staff member. Don't do this near someone who looks like an organizer. Then just go to the area you want and bye.
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77 sats \ 0 replies \ @Lux 3h
buy early bird heavily discounted tickets support the artist and festival organizer bring in your own drinks not very creative but how i like it
a friend once stitched a wristband that looked similar to the official festival wristband, but if looked closely it was obviously fake, it worked
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Wear hi vis clothing with either wheelie bins or ladders and walk straight in the main entry.
Stand tall and look sure of yourself that your here to do the thing walk straight past security
Home and hosed
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Basically, that’s my solution. I think it’s one of the best—everything looks natural! nice!
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If you get pulled up go hey buddy where’s the main stage or whatever makes sense for that event and get directions
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek OP 4h
Playing the game of confidence. I approve.
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Be confident but pissed off because your working
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100 sats \ 2 replies \ @Kenobi 4h
Get a ladder and some high vis vests with a friend.
Then go through the front, say that "the guys in the back said it would be better to go through here, not enough space for the ladder because of the (make up excuse, doesn't even need to make sense)"
Once you get in, leave them somewhere and enjoy
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5 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek OP 4h
Very similar to #898691 but I like that you included a reason why you didn’t use the crew entrance (assuming it exists).
However, I think it’s better to only have an excuse in mind but don’t immediately tell the security, only when asked. If you tell them immediately, it can look like a guy who is guilty and immediately tells the police in detail when they arrive what he allegedly didn’t do.
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Like my point if you get stopped you get pissed off that your trying to do your job just like them
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100 sats \ 3 replies \ @OT 4h
Music festival?
Wear a hat and jumper. Jump the fence with as many people as possible. Run into the crowded area and rip off the hat and jumper.
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54 sats \ 2 replies \ @ek OP 4h
Yes, music festival!
Not bad, I can see this work to get in, especially if you’re a fast runner. I didn’t mention this in the post, but how do you get out without consequences though? And are there no security patrols that would immediately see you don’t have a wrist band? Essentially, what is your exit strategy?
I also assume you choose specifically hat and jumper because it’s easy to get rid of a hat and update your description and with a jumper, you only have to undress since you can wear other clothes below.
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Most places that I've used wristbands for don't care about folks leaving without them. They're mainly to confirm ticket purchase and to confirm age for purchasing drinks. The bigger question is what to do if someone sees you mid-concert without a band, or (if you've got long sleeves) asks to see your band.
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77 sats \ 0 replies \ @OT 4h
Most security guards these days probably can't run. They might make an attempt to catch some of you.
The guy I saw do this was a pro. He must have done it at a bunch of music festivals. He ran straight into the most pit and ditched the hat and jumper.
I think once you're in, you're in. If you get pulled up for not having a wrist band come up with an excuse like a crazy girl ripped it off.
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I know people who’ve gotten into festivals and backstage areas just with a simple reflective vest. With the vest and a few crates of beer, it’s likely it would work, making you look like a staff member.
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find the janitors (preferably ones from the global south, they are typically under weaker mind control), tell them that you love the artist, but have no money for the entrance, can they take $20 to let you in thru the back doors.
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We pay the entrance fee and go in with all the other visitors.
Did you mean without paying? Doesn't say so in the description.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 1h
This is one hell of a forum
Who would have thought that stackers would ever be so successful?
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This plan has higher requirements than the others, but will probably result in greater long run benefits and if executed successfully you will not only have penetrated the event one time, but you may become recognized as a member of the penetrated organization for future events as well, thus not requiring any special actions for future penetrations.
Requirements
  • High proficiency in devices for modulating acoustic vibrations, or simulating such via electronic devices
  • Team members with a similarly high level of proficiency in such devices
  • Time to rehearse the plan because precise execution and synchronicity between team members is a requirement.
  • The ability to transport acoustic modulation devices to the venue
Steps
  • With your team members, develop a signal sequence on the acoustic modulation devices that would generate a pleasant or exciting feeling for people within audible range
  • Rehearse this signal sequence repeatedly until precise execution and synchronicity is achieved regularly with a minimal rate of error
  • Submit a proposal to the event organizers detailing your signal sequence explaining why it would be beneficial for event goers to receive said signal
  • If proposal is not accepted, modify the signal sequence until acceptance.
  • Transport devices and team members to the festival venue
  • Walk onto the stage with equipment, in the open, and execute the signal sequence.
  • If sequence is executed successfully, you'll have penetrated the organization not just this one time but may become a trusted member of the organization be given access to future events.
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