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Baby oil is okay....
... but have you ever tried Olive Oil or Coconut Oil?
What am I a Rockefeller!? I'm trying to buy sats here, not blow money on expensive sex oil!
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Worth it, though.
Try it just once before you die. The Spartacus scene where they're dripping in gold with golden masks on... but instead of gold, use nature's "liquid gold"... i.e. Olive Oil.
But I have an Olive Oil fetish..... might not work the same for you.
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