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Damn it. I got all slippery for nothing...

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Slippery?

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I think he (?) means lubed up.
LOL!!!

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Yea, well I saw the name of the page so I grabbed the baby oil because I was going to have a Diddy party....

Turns it was just pens though.

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Baby oil is okay....

... but have you ever tried Olive Oil or Coconut Oil?

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What am I a Rockefeller!? I'm trying to buy sats here, not blow money on expensive sex oil!

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Worth it, though.

Try it just once before you die. The Spartacus scene where they're dripping in gold with golden masks on... but instead of gold, use nature's "liquid gold"... i.e. Olive Oil.

But I have an Olive Oil fetish..... might not work the same for you.

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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 11 Mar

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That's exactly the face I made too! Pens?! 😐

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This is so great.

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Oh. My. Gosh
Haha

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Talk about commitment to the bit.

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I wonder what you think I'm thinking.
I should be the one telling you, it's really not what you think. CRITICAL THINKER
LMAO🤣

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What so you think I think it is??

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hahah what a great naming. Free marketing lol

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