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HAHAHAHA what a cheap(!) way to turn the tides of an honest bet. Ah, man. Resorting not just to shit posting, but bribing the stackers to shitpost on your behalf.

well played, sir; weeeell played.

I warned you that @ek is fully capable of determining the outcome of that event.

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I know, I know.
Just never thought he actually would/there would come much from it

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As we get down to the wire, look out for old saloons mysteriously getting thousands of comments each.

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lol, nice idea

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35 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek OP 19 Apr

But do you really think I would go so low?

This is already pretty low for my standards. And I am at least paying others for it!

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Um, what?? ek has standards...?

Yes, we think you'd go so low

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I assume the sats to post in the @saloon go to the rewards pool, but I've never totally understood what and where the saloon is.

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me neither. Explainer?!

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Yah, that's the sneak.

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He roused Sensei’s competitive spirit

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You need to be semi retired for this, or at least have a job that, from a distance, looks like you do nothing.

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so... basically most jobs?

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I wouldn't know. What do I look like, a labor economist?

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Well we know for sure you don't labour at your job.

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Seriously, what is the "u" doing for that word, other than looking pretentious?

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It's the QUEEN'S ENGLISH YOU HERETIC TWAT

Only the sophisticated understand.

Baaaaam

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Kind of

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There are more bacterial cells in your body than human cells. The average human is around 56 per cent bacteria. This was discovered in a 2016 study and is far less than the earlier estimates of 90 per cent. As bacteria are so light, however, by weight, each person is over 99.7 per cent human.

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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @OT 23 Apr

Fun fact:

The tongue is the only muscle in one’s body that is attached from one end.

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Depending on injury severity to other muscles.

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Agreed

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disagreed

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Don't disagree with me!

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Ok, I agree 💯

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agree to disagree

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I disagree to disagree.

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I agree to agree...?

7 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek OP 19 Apr

I at least don't feel good about it haha. I have lost the battle but I haven't lost the war so far!

And we need to keep the bet interesting!

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True. It got boring for me to report a steady run towards inevitable victory

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I would have done it for free.

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Tiger cubs are born blind and only half of the cubs survive.

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White faced capuchin monkeys greet each other by sticking their fingers up each others' noses.

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I’m apparently doing it for a thousand sats. That’s my price

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Cats, dogs, and many nocturnal creatures appear to have glowing eyes because the back of their eyeballs include a special reflective layer called the tapetum lucidum. This helps animals see better in low light by working like a mirror on the retina to reflect the light back through the eyes.

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Omg, you've been busy.

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Rabbits can see behind them without moving their heads.

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Sensory overload

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Cool

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Maybe, but I like chatting.

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Most of us will shitpost for free; getting paid is just a bonus.

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true. We degeneratez

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I go blind

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Ummm..won

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Weby

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Cats, dogs, and many nocturnal creatures appear to have glowing eyes because the back of their eyeballs include a special reflective layer called the tapetum lucidum. This helps animals see better in low light by working like a mirror on the retina to reflect the light back through the eyes.

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Giraffes don't need to spend energy to keep their necks up, but they do need to when putting their necks down.

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Classic

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The human brain runs on about 20 watts of power (enough to power a lightbulb). All that power calls for some much-needed rest. Adequate sleep helps maintain the pathways in your brain. Additionally, research shows that sleep deprivation is linked to Alzheimer’s disease.

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Yes yes, sleeping was wonderful

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Stinky

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