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Fun fact:
The lead singer of The Offspring started attending school to achieve a doctorate in molecular biology while still in the band. He graduated in May 2017.
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Three married black women are talking about their love lives with their husbands. They decide to assign each of their men a soda that represents them. The first lady says, "I'd call my man seven-up. 'Cause he's got seven inches and they're always up, up, up."
The second says, "I'd call my man Mountain Dew. 'Cause he likes to go to the mountains and do, do, do."
The third says, "I'd call my man Jack Daniels."
The other two reply, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda. That's a hard liquor."
"THAT'S MY MAN!!!"
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