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If I can look at myself in the mirror naked and not cringe, I'm fit.
42 sats \ 7 replies \ @ek 17h
You made me wonder if gay people can get turned on by looking at themselves
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Probably not. I imagine it's like trying to tickle yourself.
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Are you sure that doesn't work? What about a "stranger" type scenario?
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31 sats \ 4 replies \ @Aardvark 16h
Unless you can sit on your own head to out it to sleep, that scenario probably doesn't apply. 🤣
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Sounds like you need some yoga lessons with @denlillaapan.
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@denlillaapan probably gets turned on by himself even though he's straight.
Aesthetics are certainly part of thriving, but I would have thought still being able to look at yourself in the mirror a hundred years from now is your definition of being fit.
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Well, a more actionable goal I have for myself, is that when I'm 70, I want to be as strong as an untrained 30 year old man.
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Lucky for you, then, that men are getting weaker over time.
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I couldn't do a single push up when I was 38 and first started. I definitely set myself a very low bar.
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You're competing against your own weak ass? Even better.
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Dude, I was so fucking weak it was embarrassing. I had never lifted weights or had done any sports in my whole life besides running track in middle school, and skateboarding in high-school.
Might be the most relevant test, actually
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