Since there's food involved, I'll go with well-trained.

Wasabi Wallet automatically consolidates my UTXOs by remixing them in coinjoins, so I don't have any UTXOs older than a week :)

Yes, there's documentation - https://docs.wasabiwallet.io/FAQ/FAQ-UseWasabi.html#silent-payments

Sending is currently supported, receiving is currently in progress: https://github.com/WalletWasabi/WalletWasabi/pull/13565

Nope, silent payments are a convenient tool for circumventing blockchain analysis! BIP32 address generation requires the receiver to interact with the sender, but BIP352 silent payment addresses only requires the sender to interact with the receiver.

Bitcoin blocks are mined every 10 minutes on average. No matter how long it's been since the last block, the chance of finding the next block remains the same.* You'll occasionally notice 1+ hour elapse without a new block being mined.

*Economically speaking, a long interblock time would lead to a higher fee reward for the next block, which would eventually lead to more hashrate being produced. But at this stage of mining maturity, you can just consider it random.

It's funny you mention that because Reddit doesn't seem knowledge focused at all, every single Bitcoin post there is some variation of "Will the price go up? Or will it go down?"

The Liquisabi coinjoin explorer is an excellent tool.

Yes, that makes perfect sense: Goods and Services are the way.

Taxation is a scam.

Lmao, no you don't, you said the bugs I discovered in Samourai Wallet were false without even looking at them: https://x.com/RSync25/status/1717242506092368351

I coinjoined 100,000 Bitcoins with the coordinator running on my node.

Are you running a Bitcoin full node on your phone?

If you have a Start9 node, you can access the Wasabi app on it from your mobile.

Wasabi uses Tor by default for everything. Additionally, it scans the blockchain using BIP157/BIP158 compact block filters, so you don't share your wallet's addresses with any third party servers.

Wasabi supports Coldcard, Ledger, Trezor, Jade, and Bitbox devices. There shouldn't be any migration necessary, the user can just open Sparrow and use his device there. The caveat is that he needs to configure a full node and Tor on Sparrow first in order to match the privacy of Wasabi.

When you spent multiple inputs in the same transaction, that allows blockchain analysis to link your transactions that created those coins together. So, a transaction that uses many inputs will damage your privacy more than a transaction that uses one input.

Ultimately, you have to use coinjoin in order to keep your Bitcoin transactions private. Otherwise, you will eventually have to leak your entire transaction history once it comes time to sweep the dust in your wallet.

I removed the tracking tag from your link: https://blog.btrust.tech/announcing-the-q4-2024-btrust-grant-recipients/

John Carvalho has to be the stupidest person in Bitcoin. Or should I say: John Carvalho has to be the stupidest person in 0.00000001

THIS IS WAR AGAINST BITCOIN! Here are the names of the government perpetrators:

"Assistant Chief Michael C. Boteler and Trial Attorney Mary Frances Richardson of the Tax Division and Assistant U.S. Attorney William R. Harris for the Western District of Texas are prosecuting the case."

"Acting Special Agent in Charge Lucy Tan of IRS-Criminal Investigation (IRS-CI)’s Houston Field Office."

"U.S. District Court Judge Robert Pitman for the Western District of Texas ordered Ahlgren to serve one year of supervised release and to pay $1,095,031 in restitution to the United States."

Bitcoiners: Use whatever means necessary to punish these villains so they are never tempted to steal another satoshi.