I don’t see @hn posting it

This must be satire. If so:

Any transaction with fees is a monetary transaction that paid miners

Thank you for your comment! I checked out this post because I saw someone commented, and git history fixup sounds exactly like what I need

public/private key cryptography will be the only way to tell that something is real on the internet

A bot can’t create a key pair?

I was hoping he would respond to you.

Would you, if he had replied to you like that? I certainly wouldn’t. What is there even to reply to?

lol, “I shot him down”. You wrote this:

It doesn't take that many paragraphs just to say "Spark is custodial and can spy on all of your transactions".

You have only disqualified yourself from the discussion with that unproductive reply.

Saying it’s custodial is as smart as saying it’s not.

Seen at Gentle Place Coffee, Amsterdam-Noord _{Do you notice the irony?}

whoops, replied to the wrong item, so this comment has been dealt with

Will you make a video?

You only know when you did it yourself! Don't trust, verify

Did you know that you can just pet a bumblebee?

To be honest, I’m sometimes not sure how much I’m joking and how much I’m serious haha

I blame my friend from school, who did it first.

See? I just did it again haha

Not really, I just don’t trust other people’s survival instincts haha

This is how I imagine them driving off a cliff:

I must admit, though, when a friend told me she was scared of driving because she might hit someone, I jokingly told her that she doesn’t need to worry, other people have survival instincts too, so they will try to dodge her.

I’m riding a bus

I can’t deny the convenience of putting your life in someone else’s hands

1. 5x em dashes
2. 3x "No Y, no X, ..."
3. Generally written in corporate speak

@sjors mentioned that he uses free support chatbots to write code for him

Wasn’t it in Canada where the police suggested people leave their car keys near the front door to avoid violence from thieves?