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Oh shit. I guess I'm going to jail? Sorry Ariel, my bad.
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Does your wife know you're here?
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I'll probably have to call her for bail, so she'll know eventually. 🤷
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I'd watch this movie
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Judging by the year, you'd be watching us fight over beanie babies in the divorce.
I don't a fuck what she says either, I'm taking the princess Diana bear.
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She'd probably be into you tho.
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She'd definitely be into me. It's 1995, I'm balding, middle aged, and have magical internet money thst hasn't even been invented yet. I know exactly what time it is.
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Now I'm kind of into you.
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Anytime, anywhere. 😘
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