Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon.
Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!
We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!
Portland, Oregon is a unique place
All you have is a bunch of unrealized potential.
And all you are - is a canvas.
And the painter.
And the paintbrush.
The colors are the colors of your imagination, and the strokes are just as bold or gentle as you are.
You are the cosmos experiencing itself.
ive realized the only people that care about local communities getting on bitcoin are the local communities π«
For the longest time all of our stats for display have been done via materialized views. This is convenient but grew aggravating as changing and iterating on their design is expensive; they're relatively inflexible. The move afaict is to create real tables that can be updated incrementally and in an idempotent way.
TIL about
GROUPING SETSin postgres and the ability to create bitmasks withGROUPINGwhich are really helpful because we want seven groups afaict (bucket is a time bucket):GROUP BY GROUPING SETS ( (bucket), -- 7 GLOBAL (bucket, "payInType"), -- 6 GLOBAL_BY_TYPE (bucket, "subName"), -- 5 SUB_TOTAL (kept even if subName is NULL) (bucket, "subName","payInType"), -- 4 SUB_BY_TYPE (kept even if subName is NULL) (bucket, "userId"), -- 3 USER_TOTAL (bucket, "userId","payInType"), -- 2 USER_BY_TYPE (bucket, "subName","userId"), -- 1 SUB_BY_USER (kept even if subName is NULL) (bucket, "userId","subName","payInType") -- 0 USER_SUB_BY_TYPE (kept even if subName is NULL) ))I love that Parker is keeping this updated (6.2% increase since June is rough!)
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Very well said !
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I wonder if Nintendo is gunning to be the new Pixar
Nintendo Just Put Out A Weird Animated Short Film With No Explanation
How I would flirt with a girl in my class if I had more confidence:
Making a heartbeat sound with an empty plastic bottle (dut-dut ... dut-dut), and when she looks at me, I make the heartbeat sound faster (dut-dut dut-dut)
You should totally try that in airplane school
I think I've already proven myself unworthy of her haha
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That was fun to imagine
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Hey @Car I need to ask you something whatβs the best way to contact you
email
Sent thanks
If you saw the discussion from yesterday about spark addresses being publicly searchable (#1251215) and you wondered whether this was true for Breez when it uses Spark...
Apparently, Breez SDK does not expose Spark addresses:
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Well that good wonder what the WOS guys doing?
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oh cool! It's interesting to see a little bit about their decision. From what @moneyball said in his talk at bitcoin++ (05:25:04):
It sounds like the reasoning is that in a world where there are many Spark Operators, users are vulnerable to this privacy leak if the operators choose to reveal the data or if they have a leak. So rather than have people lulled into a false sense of security, Spark chose to make it clear that your address is trackable.
It seems like this would have been okay if there had been a lot more communication about this as one of the trade-offs of using Spark.
It is still the case that Breez has access to all users spark addresses.
mark my words: in 2026 all "spark operators" will be declared as "money transmitters" and will have to KYC all their losers.
spark is the new coinbase business model
@remindme in 1 year
fwiw, there's a proposal for blind statechain transfers
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by default"@TNStacker way! Ahah
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LOL exactly that I am planning to do on my citadel premises... from fruits.
Essential oils or alcohol?
Day 651 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 442 sats on 8Oct2025!
Running total: 423,999 sats!
Yesterday's comment
Day 652's comment
Happiness Journal 9/10/25
My fifth gradersβ hyperactivity is starting to get on my nerves. I understand that their prefrontal cortexes are not fully developed yet, so there is no excuse for bad behaviour. Clowning around, disturbing their classmates, treating my subject with scant respect.
Then, a brainwave came to my mind. In view of the meeting with the school leaders in November, I should start recording down every misdemeanor in my trusty notebook. (I often carry it to class.) I would use evidence to convey their misdeeds to the principals, if need be. They will not climb over Senseiβs head!
A very philosophical friend asked me, βWhat is Earth without art?β
I just looked at him and said, βEh?β
Personally, I started studying art appreciation a few months ago and it has completely changed my perspective on things.
#1251163
What Is Art For ? #494443
interesting
first ever SN shirt replicafirst ever SN shirt replica
Originally printed by Lightning.store
Now available at https://agora.ftp.sh/product/vintage-lngtstore-stacker-news-t-shirt/
I'm gonna run this as the back page ad for the zine this week, just wanted to give you the choice to create something for it like the others you have handed off, if you like!
Thank you so much for letting us know. We will definitely do something. What's the exact size you aim to give to this? will be it printed on yellow paper?
my apologies for this, but can I press you for time? is within an hour possible?
Let me see what we can do, I'll sed asap
@plebpoet can this work? 4x5, I guess it could be print in black and white too without issue
https://wormhole.app/eEdlZo#-gnIaW0NRkdCtouAlR1Ibg
Yup! thank you for coming through!!
let me kow not sure if you wanted something different or if any change is needed
yes to yellow
size is 4" by 5"
this is fire, placing an order right now
Yay, welcome to the SN reggae club!
can you confirm that my order went through?
Yes received and sent to production :) Thank you
Haven't you received email conf?
wonderful!
haven't got the email, no
π€ I'll check why... neither in the spam?
there it is! in the spam. whoops! thanks!
whooooa LETS GO
yall need to get one of these for REal!
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4th monkey is just using shitGPT
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