Hi cowboys and cowgirls! I could use some assistance. I think sats cards are a great product from coinkite! You can purchase them here. I have given multiple loaded cards out as wedding gifts. I plan to distribute a few empty sats cards to family and friends as Christmas gifts. The website has much of the info someone would need to use the card but requires bitcoin knowledge. Additionally BTC sessions covers how to use it here.
Bounty 11,111 sats
I need a one-page PDF handout (can be double sided) with super-easy click-by-click guide at a 5th grade level, with attractive normie-friendly visuals.
I don't care if they know how to remove the funds, only that they understand that “not-your-key-card, not-your-bitcoin”. I want the person to have a simple guide on how to load the sats card which I can distribute when I give them the card. Example:
On-chain only method:
- Download River from the app store. Follow the necessary steps to purchase your bitcoin. The minimum suggested amount to load the card should be $100 to $250. Ideally $1000+ per card if feasible.
- Download nunchuck wallet from the app store. Tap your sats card to your phone's NFC chip reader. Copy the on chain bitcoin address associated with your sats card.
- Go to River, paste the on-chain bitcoin address. Send.
Lightening swap method:
- Download River from the app store. Follow the necessary steps to purchase your bitcoin.
- Download nunchuck wallet from the app store. Tap your sats card to your phone's NFC chip reader. Copy the on chain bitcoin address.
- Pull up boltz.exchange. Type in the amount of bitcoin you wish to send to the sats card. Paste your onchain bitcoin address, “Create swap”.
- Pay the invoice with your River account or other bitcoin exchange
I am looking for someone to go into some more detail and add helpful visuals. This cannot be a wall of text, it needs to be broken up and FUN. Your assistance is much appreciated. Bounty paid out by 12/25/25.
11,111 sats bounty