Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon.
Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!
We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!
Saddling up for another day down the rabbit hole! Listening to Pysch on the dish on his pod today!
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Do any other postgres people recognize this legend?
I've learned so much from him.
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.... and that's it guys! This is the 200th comment on today's Saloon! I was waiting for it. We have a new record for the Saloon! And I break it.
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Kinda crazy, changing the name really got more people in here. Shoutout @kr
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Am I evil ? Is Darth evil?
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now people will think I paid you to say that 😂😂
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Me riding into the Stacker Saloon at lunch as a break from doing math
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exactly how I imagine you... The saloon is fucking lovely wild west saloon.
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sorry. Sat tap spilled!!
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@k00b petition to add ‘sats spilled’ counter to the post preview instead of nothing or the regular post ‘sat’ counter (since we cant zap the saloon post itself), just tracks sats spent in the saloon comments (14.3k rn), shows it off to whoever is reading the home page
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I dig it. Need a better term that sats spilled though.
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could just say spent. Spilled just let’s you know how rowdy the saloon got that day!
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dont be a buzzkill just bc im buzzed!!
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Ranking requires math
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I have been learning some new languages lately. Very fulfilling!
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how did i do @darthcoin
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LOL I came back to this meme just to start my day laughing. Is soo good meme!
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OMG, watch out guys... birdeye is getting into memes business... This is gentlemen...
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Did any of you guys have that a-ha moment when reading "satistics" on menu? I thought "wait a typo... no wait... it's... it's correct... howdy"
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I've had 10-20 people reach out probably lol
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Reading Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy, it's great, very dark
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Any good? Not read any of his stories. Always fancied The Road though…
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one of my all time favorites. but yeah, super dark
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A strong recommendation for my tastes then!
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One of the best memes review on the Simply Bitcoin today's episode
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Does anyone else read Twitter/Nostr and imagine negative vague tweets may be about them/their work?
I find it a fun random seed for self-reflection. "If this were about me, what would it mean?"
e.g. Replit's CEO tweeted something to the effect of "Companies sink deeper into sunk costs by default" and I began considering what SN's sunk costs are.
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I think it’s fair, everyone does it to some extent. I try to make sure only to do that if I am only willing to say that to their face and that seems to help me gauge on whether I should say it or not.
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I do the same, but with anything I read online lol That's normal, I guess... there's no way to expand your practical knowledge without comparing your activities to the others. The hardest part is just separate lessons from pure negativity. That's tricky because, while comparable (companies, in case), situations will differ on all levels.
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it's good practice to self reflect
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I just think that SN Saloon is going wild. Is all that matter right now.
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Your comments often make me do that lol
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lol fwiw none of the critical/whiny ones have been.
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Lol I didn’t actually think they were, but that’s where my mind goes anyway
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It's really fun right?! I'm probably just crazy, but I find it a super useful delusion.
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I’m not sure if I’d use “fun” to describe it, but I definitely find it useful haha
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lol true I've just tricked myself into thinking it's fun
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OMG is just september and the saloon is getting crazy. When I will be fully back from "building", hold your horses guys because I will come hard on posting. This is nothing what are you seeing now...
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The force is too STRONG, and Darth can't resist I sensed.
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I love these Yoda theme memes... The Force is really strong with you.
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If in September the Saloon have like less than 200 comments, in December will have 500... watch me.
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already stalking following mode 👁️
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wen AAA bitcoin cypherpunk fiction novel?
There is no hyperbitcoinized future where the human race is transformed into self-sovereign warrior kings eating raw deer hearts and fighting off mutants to keep their Coldcard safe.1
Footnotes
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Got up in the morning and felt that I wanna do nothing. So I did it.
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I am totally agree with you Sometimes I do the same, just do nothing. And is wonderful. The art of doing nothing
Or listen this amazing presentation: The tale of two brains - especially the moment when he explains why men want to do nothing in their own box. Is fucking true!
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ᕦ(ò_óˇ) Day 5 of exercising everyday before the saloon opens
Oh, oh, I got late with posting this. Got too distracted with notifications and the Pay It Forward Initiative and then some more notifications.
I went for a run today. It took me 31:37 to run roughly 5km.
In German, we actually call it "joggen" not "rennen". I looked up if there is a better translation than "run" (since you don't really run if you try to "run" a long distance or for a long period of time). There is also "to jog" in English. But it feels like this is not used much? Is this more like a trap where you can notice if people use "to jog" that English is not their mother tongue?
Anyway. When I run, I don't try to run for a specific period of time. I try to run a specific route (with a specific distance) with checkpoints in mind.
I do this because I think it makes it easier to "not cheat" by just running very slowly. Anyone can "run" 30min+ if you just walk. Running a specific distance is therefore imo a good benchmark. This way, you can also make a competition out of this by measuring your time.
This always brings me to this question: What is the fastest way to travel a specific distance, therefore optimizing for least time? And what is the most efficient way to travel a specific distance; optimizing for least energy expended?
For example, if we keep the distance fixed, we can expend energy to travel the same distance in less time.
But when we start to target long enough distances (for example, 10km), it becomes obvious that we can't expend maximum energy all the time since we will get too exhausted. And then we will probably be a lot slower since we still have to travel a long distance even after all our energy is already depleted.
So what is the optimal speed for least energy expenditure? And at which point do you start to run as fast as you can to achieve your fastest time?
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That's my watch... simple and effective. They say that it's also the al-qaeda's favorite. Could be because it's cheap? Precise? Both? dunno
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I used to have one too
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but then it blew up? haha
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Battery ran out.
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ah, oh. just thought about the battery too here
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A true bitcoiner watch. I think I bought it 5+ years ago for 10€.
But that was before my bitcoin time
I also heard that Al-Qaida part, haha
One reason why I posted a picture of the watch: to see if anyone knows this story
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just noticed i never changed the battery of that watch. not sure how long such batteries usually last, but is this the nokia of wrist watches?
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now we're ALL-qaeda hohoho ta-da!
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ouh wow, i never seen his nym like that
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my nym like WHAT
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like a bird eye watching over us 👀
oh god, birdeye. I see it. fk maybe i am the fbi
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What did you notice? I cannot confirm or deny this.
Also, maybe you're sending rare sats to people 👀
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Well done. Re running - it’s a fascinating topic. I am a lapsed ultramarathoner and can talk for days about this stuff.
I can recommend the book ‘Born to Run’ by Chris McDougall.
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@kr I heard you run marathons. Any thoughts on this?
So what is the optimal speed for least energy expenditure? And at which point do you start to run as fast as you can to achieve your fastest time?
Is it just a feeling you get at some point? Like you just know "this is my optimal speed"?
Do you try to optimize for speed in marathons? Or just that you could run as long as possible?
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well i haven’t run a full marathon yet (i used to run track/xc in college), but typically the strategy used in all distance races is to be as close as possible to an “even split” for a fast time.
in other words, if you’re trying to run a 5km in 30 mins, the ideal scenario would be a constant 6 min/km pace with minimal variations (even though the first couple km will feel relatively easy).
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Oh, interesting, I never heard of splits in the context of running before. But I used to check my time after I passed specific checkpoints to see if I was still "in time" or slower / faster than usually.
Guess I already did something similar, but just didn't think that I should try to keep the same pace. Hilly terrain would make this harder, but where I am now, my routes are quite flat.
But this means trying to give it all at the end is not a thing to squeeze out the last few seconds out of the time?
edit: Oh, I see. That's roughly what negative splits are about, haha
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in a perfect world, you’ll be so tired in your last km that pushing to “squeeze out the last few seconds” will actually just maintain your pace.
if you find yourself running your last km way faster than all your others, it’s a sign you probably could have run a better time with a slightly faster pace from the start.
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I've been running 5k's pretty consistently, and posting my runs on nostr (#runstr). My last time was 26:28. Ran a half marathon a few years ago, like @kr said, aiming for good splits is the way.
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Gm, a friend of mine is having birthday today and I'm thinking gifting her Bitcoin too, as the best thing one can gift to others is either Bitcoin or knowledge.

PS: did you read my new post 👀
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I am still waiting for that LN invoice...
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Please invite him into my pay it forward initiative and let's pay something for his birthday!
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acciciently leaked... mine is next week 😈
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adventure time.!
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a must 🫡 I think the first thing I open is SN lately.
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No reason to be bullish unless something bullish happens? And 90% of the threads on SN are not about adoption they are meme threads. Its 2023 and bitcoin cannot survive on memes anymore. Adoption is needed. But its not going to happen? So take care
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IMO next influx of capital will come from ETFs (unlocking capital from institutions and retirement funds). Retail is too poor right now. So I agree short-term is crabby / bearish.
The funniest outcome would be if the halving does absolutely nothing for the price. I can sort of believe this because a) supply cut weakens with each cycle, b) priced in, c) mEth tried cutting net-issuance to near-zero and it's done nothing for them. I think it would be healthier for Bitcoin if we stopped getting these crazy cycles.
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i think ppl are stupidly underestimating what the spot etf will do
have read all kinds of dumb "already priced in" comments
trillions are gonna pour in
BUT ITS ALL PAPER BTC F***
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Imagine if BlackRock gets into degenerate trading and subsequently rugs everyone.
I'm not so convinced ETFs are nearly as bullish for price as everyone expects, but it's something.
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What yall's favorite drink??
Call me sacreligious but i wish the saloon served more WINE!
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Sherbet, it is so delicious and healthy.
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I like it too. Also in the summer I used to make a refreshment from elderberries flower.
In mid-may and early June, I collect elderberry flowers and let them dry in sun for 2-3 days. Then store them in paper bags. Once in a while, almost every week, I do this recipe:
  • in a 8-10L crystal jar
  • put a good handful of dried elderberry flowers
  • 700-800gr of sugar or honey if you like
  • 4 lemons cut in pieces
  • 10-15gr of fresh yeast
  • some mint leaves
  • leave it in sun for 2-3 moving every day the content. Once you see it start fermenting, take out all the ingredients filtering the juice and put it into bottles, very well closed.
  • put the bottles into a fridge for 2-3 days, opening slowly the tap to leave all the exceeding gas outside and not letting the bottle to explode.
Drink this refreshment all summer and you will see that:
  • your liver is regenerating
  • you are prepared for a cold winter
  • your blood is cleansed.
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marked, every time when I see someone drinking Coke or all those sugar drinks, I am like, what are these people doing? there are so many better drinks to choose from.
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let them drink that poison... more sats for you 😂😂😂 (because they will die earlier than you)
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correct, did you try mixing honey with Apple Cider Vinegar and water, it is super healthy too. ( I found this recipe in an old book.)
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I drink also wine and other strong drinks (occasionally), but I always prefer Leffe beer. You can find it soon in the Stackers General Store
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Need to keep it stocked with Peony Lanes!
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That’s a great idea, selling digital bitcoin merchandise. 🤯
Cold cards etc…
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like Bitcoin Lightsabers ?
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Siggy ruining his search history so you don’t have to lol
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hahaha siggy is now obsessed with assmilking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"stay humble" have a lot of connotations in Bitcoinlandia. I don't know what your friend wants to say with that.
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ah ok, got it.
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Odd how few of them manage it lol
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Have fun staying poor, dude
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I used to like it. Now I feel like it impedes orange pilling through arrogance.
I like your second definition
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Good luck staying poor, Stay humble and stack your sats, this is the life raft?
Asking you nice now, keep the mother rolling, one more time
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Yesterday I didn't want to enter in the Saloon (just a small other experiment). But today I couldn't resist to not drink a beer here (or invite somebody for a drink).
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You on the side of the Empire? Smart uniforms and shiny ships..
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Is not always like that... Check this out one of my daily life on the Death Star
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Love Eddie Izzard. ‘Where did you dry these trays? A f**king rainforest!’
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Heaven forbid you should expire after you perspire as you are an exemplar and inspire.
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Lol. Save ‘em for the revolution!
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Day 158 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.
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180 so close we can smell it
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I have a good feeling about day 220.
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Lol, no I don’t have clue, but 183 sounds like a good number to shoot for
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…AssMilk?
:-)
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Quite possibly the word of the century
Whoopy whoop
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You tax my money? even Turpin wore a mask ..stand and deliver..
This haiku assumes you know who the notorious English highwayman Dick Turpin was and the idiom ‘Even Dick Turpin wore a mask…’ when told how expensive something is
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No need to explain. People will learn. I had to google the guy.
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Am I spoon feeding? Nasty fiat habit…
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I always thought that's part of the joy of reading. Who the hell is this guy he's talking about? Then I get to scurry down my own rabbit hole.
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Further to our comedy conversation the other day as a ‘character’ he has featured in the Python-inspired Blackadder and in the more risqué ‘Carry on Dick’ (those films are in the tradition of ‘saucy postcard’ post-war humour, like Benny Hill, as a spin off from working men’s clubs misogynistic comedy).
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I used to watch Benny Hill when I was a young kid -- it was on public television late at night for some reason, much British stuff was. Last year I re-watched a couple of episodes w/ my wife. I was cackling, she was ... not amused. Doesn't age well I guess.
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My father was convinced that Benny Hill was a genius. I never got the humor, but I enjoyed the breasts.
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I still dont get it unless it was just titillation. I preferred the Monty Python sketch ‘this man has chosen the manner of his own death’ from Meaning of Life lol
After you guys were talking about Alec Guinness the other day I watched a good chunk of Our Man In Havana. I got the feel for his comedy persona.
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Excellent. I think ‘all encompassing’ is a good description. Such a gentle man. A really should read his biography.
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He was always revered as an actor in the U.S. My only exposure was Bridge On The River Kwai. My father loved that movie.
Anyone else notice how bright Venus has been in the pre dawn sky the last few mornings?
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sorry in the last 2 weeks I had only dark rain clouds over my head. Only next week will be more clear here.
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Snail price check?
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This is the way.
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Lemmings was a great game. Funnily enough I think this was one of the easier levels.
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for shitcoiners, indeed.
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Looks more like Hell. Lol.
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