Deer and wild turkey have taken over my little rural neighborhood. Lots of food and no natural predators yet. Coyotes have discovered how to cross New York City bridges and have begun heading east. It's like waiting for the cavalry.
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There once was a hunter called Siggy, Who sought turkey in New York City. With stealth, he would stalk , His eyes like a hawk, But he forgot his gun - what a pity!
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You have now waded into limericks. Congratulations! I believe this is the first family friendly limerick I have ever read. I see bitcoin nation's Howl right around the corner.
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Small steps lol! Wanted to do something a little cheerier - been sent home from work due to the weather.
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Near my partner's village, environmentalists illegally re-introduced wolves back into the ecosystem and they're now spreading all across the mountains. We know a farmer there who had half his flock of sheep eaten.
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If that’s where I think didn’t a spokesperson for the release say something about re-educating farmers.? Madness
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I don't speak the language very well, but my understanding was that the wolves were released into the wild without warning. I'll check later though.
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Shit happens when people try to micromanage complex systems. That's why socialism will never work.
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My definition of a socialist; ‘someone who has f**k all and wants to give it to everybody else’ It’s a short step from telling people what they should do, to what they should think, to what you are required to do and think… and then we are all wearing the government mandated dungarees, queuing up for bread and grateful for a few extra kopecks when we spy on our neighbours.
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@k00b must add those cowboy pistols in SN, ASAP.
Why don't you go and put some traps / hunt and eat that meat?
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