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264 sats \ 22 replies \ @siggy47 25 Sep 2023 \ on: Stacker Saloon

Blood test this morning, and I'm not even supposed to drink black coffee before I go. Miserable. I need my fix, man.

160 sats \ 7 replies \ @DarthCoin 25 Sep 2023

my blood test is a glass of red wine. If I can drink the whole bottle, than my red cells are low. If after 1 glass I feel bad, then I stop, I have too many red cells.

My life is simple.

5 sats \ 6 replies \ @siggy47 25 Sep 2023

Makes as much sense as what I'm doing

160 sats \ 5 replies \ @DarthCoin 25 Sep 2023

My grandfather lived 110 years (very wise man). And his all life was doing that: 1 glass of wine every day. At least.

213 sats \ 2 replies \ @bitcointerest 25 Sep 2023

I'm going to start drinking 2 glasses of wine everyday. 220 years, here I come. I doubt I'll be as wise as him but I'll at least live long enough to see Bitcoin trading at $1B.

160 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 25 Sep 2023

All good until the part with "Bitcoin trading at $1B."... that is shitcoinery, just to think that you will trade your sats...

134 sats \ 0 replies \ @bitcointerest 25 Sep 2023

Lol. It's a good thing the edit option is still available. 🤣

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 25 Sep 2023

My great grandfather lived to 101 and drank red wine from morning until night. He walked me to school every day when he was 96. I didn't know it, but he was an annoying drunk. Everyone celebrated at his funeral.

134 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 25 Sep 2023

THIS. There are many misconceptions about people that drink a lot. Yes there are idiots that drink until they get crazy and don't know when to stop. There are others that can drink a lot but they know when to stop and don't embarrass themselves in public. Yet are both drunks but not the same.

160 sats \ 10 replies \ @carlosfandango 25 Sep 2023

I guess a go on the crack pipe is off the cards as well then! Lol

406 sats \ 7 replies \ @siggy47 25 Sep 2023

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

160 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 25 Sep 2023

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160 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 25 Sep 2023

Johnny, how about some more coffee? ‘No thanks!’

Love that line.

If you ever get the chance watch a film called Zero Hour. It’s the film Airplane was a remake of. It had a lot of the same dialogue but without the punchlines. Its funny in it’s own way for that reason.