709 sats \ 9 replies \ @orthwyrm 26 Apr \ on: Last year I "laundered" 100M sats through LN bitcoin
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Yes, hello? Mr Taxman? Yes hello, hi, I would like to report user: darthcoin to the authorities. He has not payed his capital gains. Yes, just a second, let me get his records.
Let's see... OK so on Jan 1st 2023 at 00:23 AM he zapped user: Assblaster69 a total of 21 sats for posting a meme. Then 3 seconds later he zapped user: DildoHugger 1 sat. But you see, sir, earlier that day at 00:17 AM user: darthcoin ALSO received a tip (income!!!!) from user : anal_fractures in the form of 47 sats. During this time ticker : BTC rose in value from $26,184.34 to $26,191.28. Then, at 00:25, he -- Hello?
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Hello? Hi, yes, Mr Taxman? Yes you cut out. Anyway as I was saying at 00:25 -- Hello?
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Phone cable is disconnected 😂
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buahahaha very good observation !
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This has made me laugh too much 😂
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yes, soooo good!
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Sir, you may have my sats
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I actually laughed out loud. Well done Sir.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
good one!
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