Hear that gov agents reading this? And I don't give a shit if you read it. You have NO power over me.Hear that gov agents reading this? And I don't give a shit if you read it. You have NO power over me.
You accused Samourai devs of "laundering" 100M USD, but they were not using USD, they were using Bitcoin. And Bitcoin in your own crap laws is NOT money.
SO WHERE IS THE LAUNDERING IF THERE ARE NO "LEGAL" MONEY?SO WHERE IS THE LAUNDERING IF THERE ARE NO "LEGAL" MONEY?
So hear me out: I also "laundered" 100M but sats not USD. How? Through LN. Yes, mastering LN and mastering LN wallets. And even if you will find out, you have no power, you have NO jurisdiction over my sats, you have NO authority over my sats.
Why? Because my sats are NOT "legal tender", because my sats are only math, code, numbers. Also because all my trades for goods and services are ONLY in sats. I never touch anymore your dirty shitcoin USD.
I will remind you what is a "legal tender":I will remind you what is a "legal tender":
Any retailer or individual could refuse to use a legal tender. Nobody can force you to use it. Why? What is the point of a legal tender then?
The point is that you cannot force a retailer to accept legal tender or indeed any other form of tender. If, however, you buy something from them and there is no contractual barrier to the use of any form of tender, and you offer legal tender in payment, and they refuse it, then they cannot enforce the debt in court.
That's what legal tender means: it's about discharging debts. If you incur a debt you can discharge it with legal tender, but you cannot be forced to incur the debt in the first place, if you see what I mean...
So yeah, all p2p trades are NOT your fucking business, only the ones done with a gov institution must be done using a "legal tender".
For those that want to know more how I "laundered" 100M sats over LN, please read my guides: https://darth-coin.github.io/
Special tip: even through Stacker News I "laundered" like 20M sats. But yeah you have to learn how to do it, you have to master the LN wallets and nodes.
Think about this aspect: through a single LN channel you can pass through infinite sats... only few understand this.
https://postimg.cc/6TNXX6Q4 Until we meet again...
Darth Coin is the greatest bitcoiner ever nobody else active today holds a candle to him
indeed, just internet ppl having fun with math and numbers, why so much drama...😂
I zapped you 20 sats on this post, please return them washed and folded, thanks
LOL here are your sats, good one
Fantastic! I hope you used a good laundry detergent and a good dryer. Ahahah
According to the government Bitcoin must have quantum properties. It is both a currency and not at the same time. It only picks a state when observed by the government. Schrödinger’s money if you will.
According to me, the govs can suck my balls https://m.stacker.news/28244
I am going to use this... a lot, good one!
In most countries Bitcoin is seen as an asset, similar to for example, an index fund.
So, all the asset tax rules apply to it in the same way that they apply to other assets.
https://m.stacker.news/28337
hail the deathstar:)
Here is me!
And here is my death to fiat star
https://postimg.cc/tnZBr3y7
Great job! I want one of those machines. :) Was it dry cleaned?
👀
https://m.stacker.news/28252
@ sperry
kill them,lol
The concept of legal tender is defined by each country.
This post only applies to the US, whereas Bitcoin can be used anywhere.
For example, Bitcoin actually is legal tender in El Salvador.
You are wrong. Please read again the law of El Salvador. It says "can be used like legal tender". It's a biiiig difference.
Nope. Is universal.
https://www.diariooficial.gob.sv/seleccion/30534
That's the official place where the law was published (in Spanish, of course).
It might be that you're having issues translating it:
That word "como" means "as" in this case, not "like". So, basically it says the law will "regulate Bitcoin as legal tender", not "like legal tender"
I speak fluently spanish... como means like.
You're probably not a native Spanish speaker, as anyone who is one would know that the word "como" in this case means "as".
como is not es
Here are the multiple definition from the Real Academia Española: https://dle.rae.es/como
In this case the closest word in English is "as".
as is not is
If something is as something else, it's not that thing
it's just your interpretation
https://m.stacker.news/28333
Yes, use KYC custodial LN wallet. Eventually, they'll be forced to comply. What will you do with your stack of SATs? If ALL LN wallets are custodial? And you have to use LN because BTC off chain would be terrible in fees. Even if you're 100% right, doesn't mean they'll let you off. The devs of the Samoura wallet aren't even American, yet they demand he be extradited to America for Trials.
go back to your cage hamster, you don't have balls to use Bitcoin. Bitcoin is only for the brave, not for the weak.
Um I use a Hamsters ball to freely go as I please, ty. Last I remember the dark star explodes
have fun https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-13-2016/gnZi4k.mp4
Coin join is different
What's this?
https://m.stacker.news/28241
so... you didn't read my guides about LNbits...
Oh, right... Split payments! Didi they implement new icons for the extension recently? I preferred the only clean design! Anyway, the important is that works :)
Darth, only you would rile up the feds for no reason lol As long as you dont take out fiat, your logic seems sound.
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I always think about it... there is no way you can report anything, it's all a joke
https://m.stacker.news/28243
Phone cable is disconnected 😂
buahahaha very good observation !
Is anal fractures still active?
This has made me laugh too much 😂
yes, soooo good!
Sir, you may have my sats
I actually laughed out loud. Well done Sir.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one!
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