Nobody knows where to shoot him; he's clearly got no heart, his head obviously has no brain in it (and even if its in his arse its too fat to get a bullet through), and his dick (like his baby hands) is obviously too small to hit.

1. A just Law can only exist where all people are considered equal within their own sovereignty, court and jurisdiction. No individual or party can claim authority over another.
2. A Law is a decree that applies to everyone equally and limits their freedom to the point of violating the freedoms of another.
3. For a directive to be considered a Law, and for someone to have broken said Law, there must be two fundament parts at all times: i. The Law must be universally accepted by everyone equally, and applies to the living. For example, no one wants to be murdered, stolen from or assaulted against their will. ii. There MUST be a VICTIM. If there is no injured party, then no Law has been broken or crime committed.
4. Breaking a Law is considered a crime. Breaking legislation is breach of contract, if agreed upon beforehand.
5. A Law does not prevent a crime; it just acknowledges there will be repercussions to those who break it.
6. A Law CANNOT initiate the violation of a person’s freedom, nor cause them harm or loss. If a person decrees such a Law, then it is void and should not be followed. Declaring such a decree would be against the Law.