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A happy communist is a communist who lives in a capitalist country

You can theorize about communism, but if you haven't lived under communism you can't understand it because it's inexplicable. IMAGINE ALL THE ABSURD AND COUNTERPRODUCTIVE DECISIONS, NOW, RAISE IT TO THE POWER n, NOW, SINCE THERE'S STILL MORE TO ADD UP.

MATHEMATICALLY SPEAKING

The limit of the irrational raised to the nth power when the irrational tends to infinity = communism

Communism is one of the worst systems of government that exists, its vivid example is breaking your leg and then giving you crutches.

The joke is that communists always claim that no one has practiced real communism

Communism always collapses before it is fully implemented but apparently it is not enough proof of its stupidity

The most fundamental argument against Communism, well established by Mises, is that not only it fails catastrophically in practice, but it's fundamentally flawed even in its own ideal theoretical frame: Communism proposes to solve The Calculation Problem via central planning, declaring that infinite, random variables are manageable by a small group of people in a deterministic way. The Pigeonhole principle implies that assumption is physically impossible, which is one of the reasons Communism, in it's inability to manage the entirety of reality in a deterministic way, tries to reduce nature. That's why it always tends to denaturalize men: only grey colour, single wardrobe line, single thought, only one state media, only one approved book, only a set of approved food, only one car company, etc etc etc. The inhuman nature of communism is actually a visual symptom of a desperate attempt from the omnipotent central planners to reduce reality to something they can manage.

So in strict terms, I would change the meme and place the "Communism in Theory" text right above where the "Communism in Practice" text.

The Communist Party through a story:

A plane crashed in a jungle and three people survived. A RUSSIAN, AN AMERICAN AND A CUBAN. They were trapped by cannibals. The council of elders of the tribe gave them a chance to get out alive: THEY WOULD BE SAVED IF THEY ASKED THE COUNCIL OF ELDERS A QUESTION AND THEY COULD NOT ANSWER.

First the Russian: What is the quantum field theory?

The council of elders met and the next day they gave the Russian's question an answer. THE RUSSIAN WAS KILLED AND EATEN.

Second the American: Describe Einstein's theory of relativity.

The council of elders responded in 2 days. THE AMERICAN DIED AND THEY ATE HIM

The Cuban's turn: What is a PCC (Cuban Communist Party) meeting?

The council of elders spent a month and had no answer.

The Cuban saved. But before leaving they asked him for the answer and he said:

A PCC MEETING IS A GROUP OF OLD FAGGOTS LIKE YOU TRYING TO FUCK UP YOUR LIFE.

The saddest thing is that we will never get rid of the communist socialists... there is still a lot of ignorance in the world and that is the main ingredient that communist leaders use to prepare their stew...