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0 sats \ 30 replies \ @LowK3y19 1 Dec \ parent \ on: Are you still the same person who went to bed last night? ideasfromtheedge
You may have a sparsely attended funereal
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0 sats \ 29 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @LowK3y19 1 Dec
You got your looks from your mother who stands on a corner
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec
You have a face that makes onions cry.
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0 sats \ 26 replies \ @LowK3y19 1 Dec
If a zombie was looking for brains, he'd walk right by you.
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0 sats \ 25 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec
You're about as sharp as a rubber ball.
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0 sats \ 24 replies \ @LowK3y19 1 Dec
You're about as useful as a knitted condom.
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0 sats \ 23 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec
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0 sats \ 22 replies \ @LowK3y19 1 Dec
After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
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0 sats \ 21 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec
Are you doing OK today? You look like the guy in the zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it quiet.
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0 sats \ 20 replies \ @LowK3y19 1 Dec
Are you always this stupid, or is this a special occasion?
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