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Why use RoboSats

1. Lightning Fast

  • LN Hodl invoices serve as bonds & escrows for high assurance and speed.

2. Absolutely Private

  • Best privacy practices by default.
  • Simple and KYC-free.
  • You will generate a random Robot avatar for a single use.
  • The exchange is Tor-only.

3. Open Source

  • RoboSats is fully open source. - Github
I'm going to use the Tor Browser on desktop for this guide. But the android app is essentially identical. So the flow should be the same.
I prefer Bisq for buying as I can get really good deals. Plus the use of a larger deposit helps to secure things. However, Bisq is onchain only, so in a higher fee environment, it could get pricey. RoboSats however is using lightning.
BTW, for Bisq if the miner fees get higher, check out a Monero based fork where you can pay the deposit in Monero, as this will help with miner fees. Plus generally speaking, and especially in a high fee environment, Monero fees should be lower.

Step 1 - Download or use in Tor browser

  1. Use http://robodexarjwtfryec556cjdz3dfa7u47saek6lkftnkgshvgg2kcumqd.onion/ for use in Tor Browser
  2. Download APK from Github and check signature to make sure it's signed with the Reckless-Satoshi PGP key (if this is something you know how to do. Explaining it is outside the purview of this article) - https://github.com/RoboSats/robosats/releases/

Step 2 - Roll a Robot

Image 1 - GARAGE tab
  1. For regular mode click "🚀START". A robot will be given to you. You'll be prompted to save a unique string that will help you log back in to that specific robot. Helpful if you initiate a trade. If you wanted to make an order directly, I recommend you skip step one and go to directly to step two.
Image 2 - Start menu
Image 3 - After rolling a robot
Image 4 - Prompted to browse or make an order.
  1. If you want to make create an order, skip down to "➡️ FAST GENERATE ORDER"
Image 2 - Start menu
Image 5 - FAST GENERATE ORDER

Step 3 - Go to the OFFERS tab

Image 6 - OFFERS tab
  1. Select BUY/SELL depending on your need.
  2. Select currency. Just look for the "🌎 ANY" and pick your currency from the drop down menu.
  3. Filter payment method by clicking "METHOD" and selecting one of the options, or simply start typing and watch your option pop up.
  4. Click "Premium" until it sorts from the lowest premium to the highest.

Step 4 - Select/Create an offer

Image 7 - taking an offer
  1. Take the order (or make one) and if the person had a range, put in how much bitcoin you wish to buy.
  2. Click take order

Step 5 - Receiving the bitcoin

  1. Pay a small deposit to lock in the order
Image 8 - taking order
  1. Paste in a LN invoice for the amount of LN sats to be received. (see Addendum #2)
  2. Pay using fiat method preselected
  3. Bitcoin is paid out of escrow and into the LN invoice that you gave.

Addendum

  1. Use this for more help - https://learn.robosats.com/
  2. If you don't wish to receive in lighting, then in Step 5, instead of your own LN invoice, use one from https://boltz.exchange/swap. You can do this natively in RoboSats, but they charge an arm and a leg.
What's Monero?
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The best response!!
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10 sats \ 6 replies \ @IamSINGLE 8h
Lol 😅. When I responded I actually didn't know about it.
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Oh shit, I thought you were trolling. Here's an explainer. https://expatriotic.me/monero/ Soon to hit the ~monero territory. But live on my blog already
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35 sats \ 4 replies \ @IamSINGLE 7h
No, I'm not troller. I'm new to Bitcoin, hardly a year into it. But as I can see it's another coin I want you to ask. Why we need it when Bitcoin is already there? If you say it's more private, I'm still learning privacy part of Bitcoin.
What I read about Monero so far makes me susceptible of its sustainability.
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Bitcoin is awesome! Unfortunately it has almost zero anonymity on the base layer. So if your name or IP get associated with your coins, "they" can track your money no matter where it goes. Monero was created later and is less about "getting rich" and more about having default base layer privacy.
Come to ~monero to find out.
A mystical land awaits. Of base layer privacy and cheap transactions. Beware the moniker of shit coiner though for all who enter. Many will try to dissuade you from learning, but follow the force you must Luke, if you wish to defeat DarthCoin and his memes
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @IamSINGLE 9h
Lol! I wish you all the best for the revenge part.
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1060 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 20h
Plus generally speaking, and especially in a high fee environment, Monero fees should be lower.
LOL monero shill strike again, trying to manipulate weak minds of noobs. Guys, don't you see what he's trying to do here?
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You are correct!!
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38 sats \ 1 reply \ @NovaRift 22h
Wow, you made it easy, thanks
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Thanks for reading!
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33 sats \ 1 reply \ @Aardvark 22h
Great write up. The APK seems to work way better for me. I can't get it to load on tor.
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62 sats \ 0 replies \ @bren 12h
The desktop app is nice also.
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19 sats \ 1 reply \ @flat24 20h
This is a very valuable resource to teach others, thank you very much for sharing. 🤖⚡🧡
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No problem! More to come.
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Hey that's funny. I just made this comment a few hours ago:
I would understand if you used only Monero and were pushing it as an alternative to Bitcoin. But to use both and talk about both as though they each serve a different role..... that's fucked up man. Pick one.
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