What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!

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A cloud weighs around a million tonnes. A cloud typically has a volume of around 1km3 and a density of around 1.003kg per m3 – that's a density that’s around 0.4 per cent lower than the air surrounding it (this is how they are able to float).

What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.